Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Bleurgh Schaden. That's put me right off my custard creams.

wrong "two" - sorry - too

Is it just my TV or have they saturated all the greens to make them super stand out?

Hi Sean Pertwee! My knickers automatically loosen when he purrs 'sauce'

He looks scared stiff.

Interesting dish - that's a bit worrying

I like Alexander.

Lord Alexander's portrait from ye olden tymes

He looks stricken - poor littlee Lord Fauntleroy

Jordan's dish looks like a posh weigh watchers meal. Needs some fat.

Love it, Halsall.

Jordan's bisque looks like a mud pool.

Excellent work there Halsall

Jordan, Jordan, Jordan

Thank heavens you had crabs . . .

Halsall

"crab bisque" oooooooooooo
That dish has a little face!

Jordan's plate looks like a weird party mask

Henry up now - please let him do well. I luffs him already

Lord Alexander looks as though he'd have been the Boy Most Bullied at Eton. I bet he had two eat the biscuit very single time.

Schaden LOL

Good man Leo.

Good job, Leo.

Nasturtium leaves are still en vogue, I see. DD1 would be pleased.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr at Leo

Richard's lamb looks tasty

Monica's really digging into Lardy Gregg today. Getting him back for calling her old?

Richard looks ready to bite somebody

I still had nasturtiums in the garden until the frost got them a couple of days ago. No prettily garnished plates for me. Curses.

bit weird sprinkling feta on your sunday roast.