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OITNB SEASON 5 Spoiler Thread

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FreeNiki · 11/06/2017 17:50

This is the thread for Orange is the New Black for those of us who have seen it all and want to discuss.

If you haven't yet watched all of the series, on your own head be it if you read. Grin

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KindleBueno · 11/06/2017 18:02

That was such a good series.

So.... Do you think they'll all escape from the pool alive?

Also, the period on face moment was the most disgustingly thing I have ever seen!

KindleBueno · 11/06/2017 18:02

*disgusting

FreeNiki · 11/06/2017 18:13

That period bit was disgusting!

I think they may well all escape alive.

I am a bit disappointed with the series being all about a riot. Every episode was so similar and they all rioted for inhumane treatment and excelled at treating each other just as inhumanely.

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Ineedagoodusername · 11/06/2017 18:21

I'm halfway through but don't mind spoilers. It's good but the way they are treating the guards and judy is awful. The torture is making me feel very uncomfortable

KindleBueno · 11/06/2017 18:22

I was getting bored of the riot until I was told it was the entire series but when I realised I settled into it.

Do you think Pensatucky will be caught? I hope her and Donuts don't run off into the sunset because she's one of my favourite characters

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 11/06/2017 19:39

I loved the ending!

Ineedagoodusername · 11/06/2017 21:04

Watched 6 episodes now. Do we know what Alison did?

FreeNiki · 11/06/2017 22:38

I liked Changs escape she makes me laugh. I dont think they'll get her.

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Ineedagoodusername · 11/06/2017 22:48

Watched 7 now. 2 a night is enough! Finding Alex and piper annoying.

CrazedZombie · 12/06/2017 07:42

Luckily Piper isn't a focus point of this series. I find her annoying in the extreme too. She totally used her fiancée Jason to get over Alex.

Gotta love Taystee. If she'd be born a rich white male she'd made an awesome President or head hostage negotiator or something.

I thought this series was a bit lacking in the flashbacks. (Maybe because Daya's mum on the outside took time?)

Ineedagoodusername · 12/06/2017 07:56

I really want to know what Alison is inside for. Does she murder her husband's other wife?

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 12/06/2017 08:34

Alison's hair is an arrestable enough offence, surely? 😂

JustGettingStarted · 12/06/2017 08:42

They counted 10 short. How many were in the pool... I can't remember.
Red
Frieda
Alex
Piper
Woman who cut off power
Latino kitchen mother (?)
Crazy Eyes
Taystee
Jewish Convert

Then Chang and Pensatucky escaped...

Count off by one because of the MCC employee.

I wonder how long until they figure out the discrepancy?

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 12/06/2017 08:58

The standing joke has always been the incorrect counting though, hasn't it?

CaptainHammer · 12/06/2017 15:32

JustGettingStarted,
In the room;
Red
Frieda
Alex
Piper
Woman who cut off power (Gina?)
Latino kitchen mother
Crazy Eyes
Taystee
Jewish Convert
-Eyebrow make over lady

Chang and Pensatucky make 12. I'm guessing Chang was either caught or it's them messing up counting again. Pensatucky has Linda MCC woman in her place, maybe that's how she'll stay free?!
Though I can't see Linda staying in there long, Caputo may not say anything but surely she has someone on the outside that knows her and ID etc.

CaptainHammer · 12/06/2017 15:36

INeedAGoodUsername, DH said he reckons she killed the other woman. I thought the same but then all the talk of her daughter I thought maybe she ended up doing something to her instead :(

I'm glad there wasn't too much Piper, quite happy for her to be the one not to make it out of the pool!

I know it wasn't this series but Suzanne's reason for being there still upsets me!

Ineedagoodusername · 12/06/2017 16:01

I did think that but then when she rang home she spoke to her daughter and said hello to daddy and farah the other wife.

Ineedagoodusername · 12/06/2017 16:04

Sorry she said say hello

CaptainHammer · 12/06/2017 17:53

Ah I must have missed that!
I wish they'd finished her flashbacks so we knew what she'd done. They didn't finish Frieda's either, or did I miss that too?!

qazxc · 12/06/2017 18:08

They didn't finish Frieda 's but she did memtion in previous series that she was in for multiple murders and that she was part of a biker gang.

motheroreily · 12/06/2017 21:06

Piscatella's flash back was horrible. Shock

FreeNiki · 12/06/2017 23:19

I didnt really understand Piscatellas flashback.

He had a thing going on with an inmate and it ended badly.....would that really turn you into a raging psycho unless you had some underlying mental health issues?!

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AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 13/06/2017 06:55

Piscatella basically got revenge on the guy who raped (and did he kill?) the prisoner he was in love with.

CrazedZombie · 13/06/2017 07:37

Piscatella also mentioned that he was sent to "homo camp" and that it was worse than anything the women could do to him.

BorisTrumpsHair · 13/06/2017 12:21

Just finished last night. Oh I loved it - I loved that the whole series captured just 4 days - and this gets over one of the producer/writers problems re the length of Pipers sentence.

Re Alison, I don't think you go to this prison for murder. Some of the older inmates like Frida are in for murder, but they are now in Lichfield as they are older and have had good behaviour while incarcerated so shown they are not a threat.

Love how Pensatucky just went to her "boyfriends" place and watched telly. I imagine they might just drift off into the sunset now - don't forget all the inmates records etc have been destroyed so it's not inconceivable that P & Chang are now free. The organisation/admin is a shit show & it's never been represented as being very computerised.

Bring on Series 6!!