New Love Island

[Onehellofaride]

Anyone care to join?

I looooove Camilla. And Jonny too

I want a spin off next year. Camilla Island. Camilla and Jonny run an island where they train up future classy, feminist, humanitarian bomb disposers.

Tyla needs to back off

Ovaries omg I would watch the shit out of that!!

Chris please mug Liv off for Tyla

Kem's jealousy is starting to piss me off. His miserable moaning face, always blaming the guys when it is clearly Amber leading the flirting.

If Tyla moves in on Johnny I'm boycotting the show. Don't be a homewrecker

Ovaries me too don't be a dick Jonny! Also love the Camilla Island idea

Aw I love marcel more everyday he's just the loveliest

Amber is pretty horrible sorry.

Yes Amber just isn't a good match for Kem. Every time someone new comes into the villa she's talking about her interest in them.

In Tyla's defence she wouldn't have known that Johnny and Camilla had agreed to get back together when she entered the villa.

Amber is pretty horrible but in the last few days her behaviour has been overshadowed by Olivia / Chris / Mike

I'm watching on +1 so doing the grinning bit at the moment. Love how excited everyone is for Jonny and Camilla. Especially Marcel.

This feels so different to last year. Everyone just seems much nicer and not just after a quick shag.

Amber is not coming across well at all.
Love marcel,camilla, Jonny and Montana who I think is playing it all brilliantly.

Amber's awful as she is clearly looking elsewhere but at the same time manipulating and guilt tripping Kem - did anyone notice when Tyla came in she instantly pulled the 'im falling in love with you' card out!!

I do think Kem is becoming aware of what she's doing though - he's not completely fooled I think

Don't think it will last

Yes I did notice that. She's very childish.

Camilla Island 🌴💕😄😄😄

Agreed re Amber. Game playing manipulative self centred immature ... the list goes on!

Gabby doesn't fancy Marcel. I'm worried about Marcel...

What's Dom's next move?

Hazeydays haha yes that girl and boy chat was spot on 😂

I think Amber is so awful with Kem (or potentially any partner) but actually quite a good mate... as long as she doesn't fancy your boyfriend 😕

Maybe we won't be needing a clip task after all!

Amber had said before she went in there that she had hurt people and wasn't good at relationships. Some people just need to be chasing all the time and they aren't content with one person ever no matter who it is.

I do like Camilla, but I do find her head tilty, little girly mannerisms and high pitched faux shy voice when speaking to Johnny a bit grating, I far prefer Montana, who doesn't pile on the fluttery eyelashes 'who me?' act. So I'd quite like the new girl to take a crack at Johnny and see how Camilla responds - we know from her job there is toughness under her wispy voiced demeanour so it would be fun to see it emerge

Okay straw poll: do you believe the Jess and Mike hotel sex story?

My answer is no.

I am choosing to believe it as I ❤️ the drama

Hmmm, well it is in the Sun, so not a particularly credible source! Jess seems so hungry for fame that it wouldn't surprise me if someone had "leaked" it so she's in the press for 5 minutes. So I agree, think it's bollocks!

Agree with TipTop, that is
❤️🏝

I'm really really hoping Gabby genuinely does like Marcel. It would break my heart if she didn't, he's a peach.

Liv can fuck right off, she's a nasty piece of work!