Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

[Halsall]

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I don't know how they handle the pressure of the final task. I'd be weeping in the store cupboard

Starring. Damn you, autocorrect

I like the sound of Giovanna desert

Not really feeling any of Giovanna's courses I am afraid. But I expect that the courses will be flavoursome.

I extra want Giovanna to win after she explained her menu. That's such a lovely way to do it. Sounds tasty too.

Worried Giovanna hasn't gone posh enough.

Are they cooking for anyone else or just John and Greg, don't they usually have last years winner and a few others for the final, or maybe I'm remembering wrong

Just the Terrible Two, ellen.

The music bed with the oh-so-arty chopping noises edited in are starting to get on my wick now, too.

In contrast Steve's menu is very posh and refined sounding.

I don't mind who wins out of this lot. They're all great.
That beefy big boy salivating can go home right now.

"Big boy's dish". Sod off, Gregg, and don't salivate anywhere people can see you.

Steves menu sounds delicious, especially the pudding.

Thanks Grouchy, we didn't see Julie from last year at all so

Its very irritating isn't it Halsall

Gregg was annoying as hell on the one show earlier

Nope, just them I think.
Steve has really pushed the boat I think.

I'm surprised Gregg can speak what with having Steve's cock rammed in his gob so hard.

I laughed as they showed a shot of John walking away and Greg still waffling on, it was like he was talking to himself

Oh god, was Greggg on the One Show? He gets everywhere. He's the Japanese Knotweed of presenters.

Expat, don't let him get to you.

Yes he was I'm afraid. Beaming and sounding like a top prat

😄 expat!

Japanese knotweed

He gets everywhere. He's the Japanese Knotweed of presenters.

😅😅

Yes!

Why would you deconstruct baklava? It's amazing when it's properly constructed.