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Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

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Halsall · 05/05/2017 20:53

New thread!

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GrouchyKiwi · 11/05/2017 20:12

Yy, MsHoolie. I don't get the point of it. Is it meant to make people feel like they're being naughty?

Giovanna's dessert sounds lovely.

dementedma · 11/05/2017 20:12

Giovanna has beautiful skin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 20:13

Alright everyone. So I remembered who bally Giovanna reminds me of-Geraldine James, which given the Tenko reference last night is apt.
I love her laugh, she is loving it at the minute.
I've actually forgotten what Steve is doing.

ellenanora5 · 11/05/2017 20:13

That's fantastic fourqs, glad to hear it, best of luck in her new job, it could be the making of her

fourquenelles · 11/05/2017 20:14

Steve's looks very pretty

GrouchyKiwi · 11/05/2017 20:14

Tweezers. Steve really is having the full MasterChef experience.

fourquenelles · 11/05/2017 20:15

What's with the florist's shop on the fish and chips?

GrouchyKiwi · 11/05/2017 20:15

Fuckery She does look like Geraldine James! Had to google her.

That's a massive mound of mushed peas.

squoosh · 11/05/2017 20:15

Steve is my least fave. I'm not sure why because by rights Saliha with her rising inflections and tendency towards princessy-ness should be bottom of my list.

squoosh · 11/05/2017 20:15

Steve is my least fave. I'm not sure why because by rights Saliha with her rising inflections and tendency towards princessy-ness should be bottom of my list.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 20:16

Saliha smirks and simpers.
And she put coconut in fish and chips.
And fucking pansies on every thing.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/05/2017 20:16

Steve's dish is so, so pretty.

dementedma · 11/05/2017 20:16

Ooh pretty, Steve!

Halsall · 11/05/2017 20:16

OhWhat, you're so right. She bally well does, what?

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fourquenelles · 11/05/2017 20:18

Oh no. It's down to Alison or Giovanna.

Halsall · 11/05/2017 20:18

What did Giovanna forget?

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ellenanora5 · 11/05/2017 20:18

I loved Tenko but can't for the life of me remember Geraldine James in it, I'm off to google

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 20:18

Wow, Steve pulled it off!
Is one going after this or chef table?

dementedma · 11/05/2017 20:19

Alison's doesn't look appealing

fourquenelles · 11/05/2017 20:19

That doesn't look too good Alison I am afraid.

MsHooliesCardigan · 11/05/2017 20:19

Pineapple purée? Confused

GrouchyKiwi · 11/05/2017 20:19

So worried for Giovanna right now. Hope her dessert is perfect.

squoosh · 11/05/2017 20:20

It might taste nice buy it looks like an end of the month freezer food dinner.

dementedma · 11/05/2017 20:20

Now that dessert is autumn on a plate!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 20:20

Was she not Ellen (never watched)
Oh fuck, gio, you better be Bally good gel!

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