Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

[Halsall]

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The woman in the vest top is lucky it's warm, otherwise she'd catch a terrible chill in her kidneys.

No sorry for the alarm everyone, huge apology, he will rock up at celeb masterchef

Raw meat and pickled onions. No ta.

Oh and my baby still eats rusks! But they so make a terrible gooey mess. I haven't actually got to the rusk bit yet so I'm intrigued

Not a great deal of cooking in that though.

ellen now you've mentioned his name he's sure to appear!

They really love Saliha

Someone needs to push Gregg down the hill.

Liver lounge man looks like he's just come back from a week long bender in Vegas with his mates.

Alison's pud looks a bit dry and beige

Pontins Cagliostro, what's it like these days, haven't been in years, are you having fun

Well, it's no Haven Holiday. :o Having fun though! Lots of places to play, swimming etc. Super cheap holiday, all good really :)

Plenty of volunteers here Grouchy

Yep he's very scruffy looking squoosh

That pudding......big lump of cake. Big lump of tusk. Crumbs. Errrr......

Dessert isn't very elegant

Relief Kiwi I thought I was talking nonsense. They like saying chakalaka every 5 minutes don't they.

Boom boom, chakalaka chakalaka...

Rusk. Not tusk.

That's great Cagliostro, make the most of it and enjoy the rest of your holiday

I don't think it would be very culturally sensitive of her to include elephant tusk in her pudding 😄

I'd much rather go to a classic French restaurant to enhance my culinary knowledge, John.

That guy at the end eats like a caveman.
Missed loads, skyping dd and looking up seafood restaurants in Barcelona.
No one kicked out?
Chefs table!

Oh, I like Sat Bains.

Chefs' Table is one of my favourite bits.

See you all tomorrow.

So see you all tomorrow

Can't believe its nearly over

NO MARCUS?

Who cares about those un Marcusy men? Pft.

Tomorrow. 😆

That guy at the end eats like a caveman

One of many this series.