Masterchef - the saga continues

[Halsall]

New thread for all bavwaa devotees

Oh God is Sitwell on tonight?

Arse of a man.

Thanks fourqs and Grouchy, sorry to hear you had a tough day, yep the chocolate and wine will help

I'll shout at Greg for you

Isn't he just squoosh

Why is it that every time I see Brody he seems to be layering something into a bit of crumpled old baking paper in a dish?

Brodie reminds me of Gussie Finknottle from the Fry and Laurie Jeeves series.

Think Brodie might have screwed the pooch.
Ice cream -always dodgy.

Can someone tell my 15 year old Ds to stop growing? 6 foot 2 and still expanding! He rests his chin on my head when I get a (rare) cuddle!

DH hardly watches Masterchef as he's normally working evenings but he just saw Brodie and said incredulously "wow is he REALLY still in the competition?!" 😂

Awww, demented, that is a lovely image.

Thanks foxes and OhWhat, regarding the pigs cheeks, ds1 loves them, I wouldn't touch them, mind you he likes trotters too (puke)

Ohwhat I haven't cooked pig cheeks but have cooked ox cheeks. Amazing in a stew but take hours and hours to cook properly.

Like Tracy though. (She is a very unlikely Tracy)
Good lass Giovanna. Oh fuck off twat face.

Good work, Lorna. Nice calm comeback after her stressful time.

A good waft coming off the Jerusalem artichokes, eh? Is that before or after they've eaten them? They're notoriously, ahem, windy.

Maybe best open a window in the Masterchef dining-room.

I love Tracy too Fuckery. She's class.

I miss Charles Campion this year.

dementedma just put your (tiny) foot down and order him to shrink back down a bit.

I like Lorna a lot, I wouldn't mind her winning

Yep they take forever squoosh

Steve could be in trouble

I'm willing Steve to have worked miracles. But no.

God I hate watching Greg eat

Are they eating the same meal?

I would offer to start a new thread people but I am on my phone and it will take me hours to figure it out 😣

ellen my mother used to give me pig EARS to chew on when I was teething 😲

Steve started too strong and didn't have anywhere to grow. I am sad.

Lol squoosh. He takes a tiny size 11! ( Sorry, derailing thread)

demented when ds physio heard that her eyes rolled that far back in her head I could only see the whites, but if we come up with something we'll let you know