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Masterchef - the saga continues

983 replies

Halsall · 14/04/2017 20:53

New thread for all bavwaa devotees

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Halsall · 04/05/2017 20:22

I'd like to know how much their supermarket sweep at Billingsgate ended up costing.

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Cagliostro · 04/05/2017 20:22

Oh nooo what happened in the lift?! 😱

Cagliostro · 04/05/2017 20:25

I'm not sure the prawn cocktail is special enough TBH. Tacos look nice but the little circles don't seem taco-ey?!

I like how nice G&J are when a contestant gets upset though. Faye got a hug the other day didn't she.

Halsall · 04/05/2017 20:26

Sauce scandal! And a taco tragedy.....

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2017 20:26

Looks ok, but no way is that a taco.
There's a gremlin in the lift that's eaten the extra plaice and paddled in the purée.

MsHooliesCardigan · 04/05/2017 20:26

Those tacos look nice

MsHooliesCardigan · 04/05/2017 20:27

Baby flowering cucumbers? I think that's a bit too try hard.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2017 20:30

Poor giovanna.

fourquenelles · 04/05/2017 20:32

Oh dear. Car tyre.

Halsall · 04/05/2017 20:32

Those fish buns are awkward to eat. Not a formal dinner dish.

Such a pity about Giovanna's 🐙

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Xmasbaby11 · 04/05/2017 20:33

Chewy tentacles! Bleugh.

Cagliostro · 04/05/2017 20:33

Well I quite liked the look of Brody's buns

foxessocks · 04/05/2017 20:34

I don't think I should comment on my favourites anymore! As soon as I said I like Lorna she burst into tears and then I said I like Giovanna and she serves up chewy octopus!

MsHooliesCardigan · 04/05/2017 20:35

Did you know that an octopus has 3 hearts? They also have blue blood.

dementedma · 04/05/2017 20:36

Saliha is impressive

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2017 20:36

Salihah's looks to be a winner.

Cagliostro · 04/05/2017 20:37

Ooh I knew about the blood but not the hearts!

MsHooliesCardigan · 04/05/2017 20:37

The only time I ate octopus, I vomited. It felt like eating intestines. How does one get to be a food critic? It seems like a pretty good gig.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2017 20:38

What, no fishy puddings?
He's dead posh for a fish monger.

fourquenelles · 04/05/2017 20:38

I can't eat suckers. Don't know why. My throat just closes up.

Cagliostro · 04/05/2017 20:40

Ohhh Lorna's shocked face! Love her!

I must admit saliha's looked great as usual but I'm a little pleased she didn't get picked. I do find her a little arrogant sometimes

foxessocks · 04/05/2017 20:40

I was wondering about fishy puddings! Grin

I had octopus in a restaurant the other day actually...a little mini octopus just ate it whole (is that actually octopus?! Not sure what the dish was called as dh ordered it!) It was quite...rubbery

Halsall · 04/05/2017 20:40

I like octopus, but only if it's crispy, can't be doing with elastic bands.

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squoosh · 04/05/2017 20:41

I still don't have a favourite.

squoosh · 04/05/2017 20:42

Lorna's blubbing irritated me.