What childrens' shows really p*ss you off?

[hollyandalice]

I HATE HATE HATE Me Too on Cbeebies. It is soooo annoying! Granny Murray is an idiot and everyone else is just weird! Also I hate the new Fireman Sams, they are just awful. Why mess with Norman Price? He was the best character!

Do dd and I watch too much TV? Yes, I think we do!!

feckin Lazy Town, well Sportacus is eye candy but bloody Stephanie!!
Keep still for five minutes and whinge about something like a Proper Child ffs

Me Too and BRUM.

The Tweenies. It is so loud and shrieky.

I hate the Tweenies too. Bella is horrible! She needs a slap!

oh I hate me too, they are soo annoying!

I'm getting sick of lazytown, because the kids are addicted, but I don't mind that. The tunes from backyardigans and fifi and the flowetots drives me nuts.

My kids are totally into those awful American shows on the Disney channel at the moment. Actually, have been for a while.

Hannah Montana, The Suite Life with Zac and Cody, Zoey 101 (Zoey is played by Britney Spears somewhat more sane little Sister.)

God, they do my head in. DS2 has even adopted a Pseudo American accent, and has taken to calling the shopping centre 'the mall' and other Americanisms. I've had to really call time on their viewing.

Me too
Tweenies
Anything on CBeebies with that Justin bloke in

I hate Me too ...

and I have an irrational desire to kick the tv screen in when the Fimbles come on..

and don't get me started on that bloody purple dinosaur!

the shiny show

Me Too
Big Book Little Cook (weird arm movements, smugness and the stuff they make is frequently horrid..green foodcolouring added to stewed apple to make a swamp????)

Oh god yes...the shiny show...argh!

TELETUBBIES

I can't bare it!

Numberjacks, definitely. I just don't get it. A load of numbers living in the sofa, and they're only allowed out to match a similar number. Weird.

Little bear....I hate that bloody bear (the rest of the family all laugh at me as I mutter the whole time its on, specially when they all start SINGING)

Hmm I have a bit of a strange Sportacus fetish so I can put up with Lazy Town!

Me too, Tikabilla whenever Sarah jane is on, Andy Pandy

Thankfully my children are more into DVDs atm - so we're getting lots of Toy story which is infinitely preferable!

have you seen any programs on baby tv?

Hijacking a bit here, but I wonder if this is a good place to fess up.
I'm developing a bewildering crush on Chris from Doodle Do (is that what it's called?)

The Shiney Show...ARRRGGGHHHH!! Not too keen on Barnaby Bear either and I detest Bella from the tweenies..if she was my child I would put her up for adoption!!!

Blues clues that kevin ohh i would like to slap him and the wonderpets is starting to get to me as well also have you noticed how they seem to play the same bloody program over and over again if I see the backgardigans in huawei again i think i may lobb the tele out the window!

Defo second the shiny show. Have to admit I really like Justin though. eek. My husband thinks Sarah Jane looks like a real go-er!No hope, no hope
OOh, just thought, not too keen on bill and ben

God I hate Sarah-Jane and Justin! Higgledy House is a pile of sh*te! Where does she get off being so skinny and wearing pigtails? The woman is 33 FFS!! And Justin? Seriously patronising and creepy!

Chris Corcoran - Welsh stand-up comedian - does the comedy club circuit - rather cute!

Bumped into him in tesco's once - was much too embarrased to say anything!

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Big Cook, Little Cook - I would rather gouge my eyes out with their wooden spoon than watch it!

thank god...i'm normal...

...ish