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Masterchef anyone?

999 replies

Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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OuchBollocks · 12/04/2017 20:41

Wrong sort of burnt

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:41

And she holds her spoon like Greg

JamesDelaneysHat · 12/04/2017 20:41

The pannacota looks like someone flicked some fag ash on it!

DorotheaHomeAlone · 12/04/2017 20:41

No sugar in the pannacotta! Weak round.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:42

A bit too Great British Menu with his presentation.

Halsall · 12/04/2017 20:42

I think they've got all the clunkers in this episode, sadly.

WingMirrorSpider · 12/04/2017 20:42

This looks a bit style over substance.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:44

Agree Halsall.

WingMirrorSpider · 12/04/2017 20:44

Nathan thinks he's better than he actually is I reckon.

Halsall · 12/04/2017 20:44

Hang on, Jackie just said she'd never heard of 'macedoine' potatoes?! What sort of pretentious cheffy 'expert' is she?

OuchBollocks · 12/04/2017 20:44

What a waste of lovely scallops :(

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:45

It does Wingmirror, he's overshot the runway a bit I think

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:46

Those coconut shells are silly.

OuchBollocks · 12/04/2017 20:47

grouchy you must be about 90 seconds ahead of my fees, I keep reading your posts and thinking "wtf?" then being enlightened a short while later Grin

Halsall · 12/04/2017 20:48

I reckon those wafers would crisp up as soon as she left them out of the oven.

Saucery · 12/04/2017 20:49

Has someone hidden the sugar?

DorotheaHomeAlone · 12/04/2017 20:50

Fuck off Greg.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:50

Sorry Ouch. Grin

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:50

That's the first cavolo nero this series Grin
Where's my bingo book

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:51

"The Linds". [massive eyeroll]

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:52

Greg is like the fecking speaking clock, he let someone away with murder last year over there timing

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/04/2017 20:53

Visha is doing well.
Oh fuck off with this made up timing shite. I've never yet seen the judges complain.
Ooo that looks nice.

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:53

Their not there sorry

OuchBollocks · 12/04/2017 20:53

That's where the sugar went, Lindsey stole it :)

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:54

Yep Lindsay was the best in fairness

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