Neighbours Thread - At this rate Mark will be in love with Sheila by Easter

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Does the man never talk to a woman without falling in love?

Still holding out hope for RealDee, but hopes fading fast...

The thing is, when Tyler lived there his room was really small and gloomy with very little in it other than the bed due to lack of space. So either they made him have a small gloomy room whilst that vast nursery was the spare room, or they've just invented to room post-Caitlin so that Mark has somewhere to pout.

Invented the room.

Invented a room? Never! Not in Neighbours! I mean Brooke must be sleeping in the 8th bedroom in the west wing of the canning's house 😉

There's something not quite human about Brooke. I think she just stands in a cupboard with her eyes open all night.

to everyone!

Brooke reminds me of the women in that BBC ident a few years ago, where they were pushing lawnmowers looking like Stepford Wives:

So Shane (what's his fish name?) has a shonky lawnmower scheme and has bought the coffee shop? Am I the only confused person?

Oh and Mark is fucking sinister with the baby thing

I thought Shane (Pufferfish) was ill and needed a transplant, and just cooked up the lawnmower story to get out of telling Toadie he needed a kidney or something. This is entirely in my head, not a spoiler or anything.

Lawnmower BBC lady, Shane lawnmowers... Brooke's new job, flogging lawnmowers?

Who and what was the first fish name? What's Angie's for that matter?

Mark mark the baby snatcher

I don't think Mark's going to steal the baby, as such. The main reason he & Paige split up was because she didn't know if she'd ever want kids. Now she does they can get back together. Simple!

I missed the lawnmower thing. What did Puffer tell Toadie? I think buying Harold's is a money laundering scheme. He had a lot of money that he shouldn't have & wanted to get rid of it quickly while starting a new life with his family plus mystery younger woman who may or may not be cheating on him with Leo.

Marks character has become so unlikeable. As has toadies.

Are Paige and Jack going to be together as in a relationship or are they more like friends raising the baby together?

I'm about a week behind so haven't seen the episodes yet but i would be glad to see Mark and Paige together. Both characters were better when they were together, well at the start of their relationship, not so much at the end. I felt that they had chemistry. And also, jack is a dick so it would please me to see him pissed off.
Did anyone else notice that sonya was wearing the same t shirt for about 5 episodes? It said something about an Alsatian, that's why it caught my eye, and she had it on in every episode that followed. I guess it's to show that she's so low she isn't even changing her clothes.

Jack and Page are raising as Co parents I assume as he can't have a relationship, or sex, or babies....

Hhmmmm

As I understand it, if someone is already married they can go on to become a Catholic priest while remaining married. I don't see why Jack doesn't leave the church, marry Paige & then beg forgiveness & claim that it was some delayed breakdown from the stress of the amnesia. He can go back to being a priest and have his little family too.

I still see Jack as Spencer in disguise so he's perfect in my eyes!

He's hot, he needed a role like Tyler that requires less clothes. He should give up the priesthood and tops

I'm confused about Amy and her new brothers' ages. The twins are supposed to be 30, as a result of a fling when Paul was a student. I thought Amy is over 30, as she mentioned doing something in her 20s the other day and she has an 11 or 12 year old. But shouldn't the twins be older than her?

I know it's Neighbours and they play fast and loose with dates, or am I totally wrong?

According to Wiki, Amy first appeared as a 3yo in 1988 so she'd be about a year or less older than the twins. I think they should use Paul more as a public service announcement. A warning for all young men to be careful or they'll end up with countless children they didn't know about & those children might try to make their own babies... What percentage of Paul's kids did he actually know about at birth? There's 3 he obviously didn't, what about Elle, Andrew & the other twins? Cameron & something, wasn't it? Did he know they existed?

He must have RSI from playing the scrapy scrapy game with his eleventy billion kids.

i thought he knew about Amy but lost contact when she was older.

I think he only found out about her when she was 3, from what I read earlier. It seemed like she came back briefly a few times before the writers forgot she existed they lost contact completely.

Obviously there is a huge resemblance between Paul and the twins ...surely they should asking Karl to do the test? Or David could do it himself.

Did no-one take heed of fake Dee