Neighbours Thread - At this rate Mark will be in love with Sheila by Easter

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Does the man never talk to a woman without falling in love?

Still holding out hope for RealDee, but hopes fading fast...

I think Mark needs to get help. Falling in love with everyone on the street, proposing to them at the drop of a hat. Seriously, he needs counselling. Maybe some kind of ptsd after Kate being shot in his arms.

Neighbors is soooooo good at the moment!! Just marking my place here.

Lol blackcherries butthe photo is of the actress that has always played Dee.

There is not one single person in my street I'd contemplate even pecking on the cheek (apart from DH of course), let alone 4 I would consider marriage material.

Mark has issues.

Are police reports not available to everyone in U.K.? I'm not sure I've ever seen one here but I know that some US states they are posted online so maybe Australia is the same.

Well that was a doozy of an episode!!! Cracking acting all round, especially Nell who is a pretty good child actor I'm wondering if Toady will realise it's not Dee now he's shagged her? I'm still a Deeliever but it's getting harder.

Yeah she had blonde pubes but now they're brown

Sorry for lowering the daytime tone

Kitty I feel so sad that Toady might have shagged her. Keep hoping that something will stop it happening and the end of episode teaser isn't how it looks. Stupid Toadie, why can't he have got himself a new charger at the Apple Store?

Middleclass

Wow. Cringe city episode. But I loved it!!!

Maybe Dee had an intimate tattoo that is no longer there

I'm wondering if Toady will realise it's not Dee now he's shagged her?

Do you think he'd be able to y'know feel that she's got the same head but a different fanny?

I just couldn't help thinking that he shags like a wrestler.

I was going to say the fanny thing but thought he might just put that down to childbirth

That sounded like I genuinely believe it's a plausible plot

I think this talk is in the true spirit of Neighbours. Remember when Susan had her memory loss and had an audible orgasm reminiscence at the sink?!!!

"You're not the real Dee, your collar and cuffs don't match!"

"Dammit! Sindy/Cindi/Sindhi never told me she was a natural blonde!"

middle and floella Stop it. I'm in public and sniggering like a teenager.

DH and I actually had a conversation a while ago about whether Toady would be able to 'tell'.

Our consensus was that she could explain away physical differences with childbirth but her, err, sex noises would be different.

I really don't want to give Toadies sex life any more thought.

Putting that much effort into a babies nursery before 20 weeks is never a good idea

I dunno, I'm not as loud as I was in my youth

her, err, sex noises would be different

😂

OMFG!! Now that was an episode!

I reckon Toadie and Sonya will eventually sort it out between them, Mark will turn to drink and somehow Willow will come back.

I know we love to take the piss (and thank God Karl was in London today to fix the NHS) but I thought today's Neighbours was incredible.

I like Dee's "this is my shoulder" as she walked out.

"I literally saw her pluck a hair out her head" er... no "literally" didn't.

Eve is nailing the acting.

Can't believe that's how Toadie found out! Why wasn't it at her hotel?

I always hated Sindi.

Can't believe he tossed his MacBook so effortlessly.

Toadie "now you've taken her from me again" 💔

Why is he unconscious so easily? Nearly every accident!

Wow dark eps. Hope they have another street competition soon or someone kicks one of Sheila's gnomes to lighten it up again. Cricket match anyone?

I have taken to writing notes as I watch 😂

Great episode today. Drama at every turn. Not surprised Sonya lost the baby. Toadie won't be able to forgive himself and I'm not sure Sonya will either. Mark will probably want to knock his head off!

Ah shite, shouldn't have read thread without watching first!

The baby has to have been Toadie's though.