Neighbours Thread - At this rate Mark will be in love with Sheila by Easter

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Does the man never talk to a woman without falling in love?

Still holding out hope for RealDee, but hopes fading fast...

HE DIDN'T CANCEL,THE CHEQUE! Seriously?

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All caught up. Why didn't Toadie seem to know the names of his nieces? Surely Angie would have told him lots about them even if he hadn't seen them.

I'm totally confused my brother, is he trying to get toad to invest in solar powered lawn mowers, is he having an affair, where will he live?!

For someone who has just had an affair, Toad is being a bit holier than thou. I've never much liked Angie, even less after today.

Is the new young lady Shane's mistress or daughter? If the former it seems to be a family trait.

I reckon Paige will move out (maybe to live with Jack?) As a lot of emphasis has been placed on how she shouldn't be on her own. And then the new Rebecchis will move into Brad & Lauren's.

I've never liked Angie either, but I did quite like seeing her tear a strip off Sonya today. Sonya has become a self-pitying whiner, and I can't stand her now.

Spoilers for who lives where are amounts the DS coming episode spoilers if anyone wants theories tested x

Why does Sonia always sit at the table with a bottle of wine, and a mug, and a face like someone is about to force her to drink piss?? I appreciate that she is meant to be battling her demons, but surely the point of being alcoholic is that you do actually want the booze .

It's mainly the mug that's winding me up. Surely they have a glass in the house??

Yes, I was assuming she was having a cup of tea as a chaser😁

And it looked like white. Put it in the fridge!

I love Angie - so glad someone called Sonya on her and Marks behaviour

Mug and unchilled white also irritated me. If you are going to fall of wagon do it properly. Plus ONE bottle of wine, wasn't she into drugs and stuff? I know for addicts it is a slippery slope but by those standards Ellie would also be a raging alco.

For god's sake fuck off Sonya! Stop going on about your dead baby and using that as an excuse for everything. You railroaded Toadie into that surrogacy and Steph. And we're inappropriate with Mark. Just to make yourself feel better! You need counselling! Mark leave Sonya alone! Plus you look like you might try your luck with Paige again. You need counselling! Toadie you've gone through an epically traumatic time and aren't getting enough help. Specially with your brother who you barely know and your bull in a China shop mum! You need counselling!

By the way, anyone else spotting Elly wondering around in that beach dress thing wants to yell put "you forgot yer shorts, love!" Or am I just old?

Elly seems to be mainly wearing silky* dressing gowns these days and Sonya is never without her terry towelling robe. I predict that Harold's is going to become a Tesco Metro/Local/Express and the pair of them will be able to swan around the place in their nightwear and Uggs buying condoms (Ellie) and wine (both). Maybe they'll tack on a Ratners next door for Mark and his engagement ring addiction.

*polyester highly flammable hopefully

Brooke is so pushy. Why isn't she already using her beauty qualifications. I don't blame Therese.

Yes in what world would anyone actually expect you to employ your boyfriend's con-artist ex-wife who fleeced all your neighbours, particularly in a role where she would be in a small room alone with individual guests and their valuables.

I mean, it's about as realistic as expecting you to smile and wave at your husband and the neighbour across the road he left you for. Oh, wait a minute...

brilliant posts all round 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I can't believe either Mark or Paige would be comfortable with the idea of her moving into what would've been his dead baby's room. She's his pregnant ex. She and her baby will be living in the room he'd intended for his baby. The room that previously belonged to his brother who Paige also slept with & who's now sleeping with her much younger sister. Caitlin has only been gone 5 minutes but he's suddenly over it enough to invite another unborn baby into his house?! And Paige doesn't think for a moment that he might try to use her baby to replace his?! Surely she could've convinced someone else to move in with her - Elly maybe?! It's completely implausible & clearly designed to free up the house for the other Rebecchis. I can't see Jack loving the idea of Mark hitting on the woman he got pregnant.

I don't understand why she doesn't just rent somewhere with Piper and Tyler that's not their Dad's house.
And everytime someone goes on about how she's a single mother and she shouldbt be alone. Oh do grow up!

Agnu that would be an interesting conversation between two the most self-involved arses known to man:

Jack: Don't hit on the woman I got pregnant when I jumped her bones as she was hypothermic and in shock after jumping out of a plummeting hot air balloon. I'm never going to marry her, and plan to continue in the priesthood whilst my child enjoys its life as living breathing evidence that I care little for my duties as a priest or as a father. However despite this it would be all kinds of wrong for you to make a move on her. Your motives are highly suspect.
Mark: But... er....Toady cheated on Sonya so .....er.... it is totally impossible for me to be in the wrong. And anyway I'm a cop so I can't possibly be a neighbour-stalking baby-snatching uptight freaky weirdo. Also my brothers are nice and kind and don't wear clothes much so there.

I do like that his brother dint wear much so it'd work for me

I don't think think it's Tyler's room, I think it's a spare room, the one Brad lived in and Daniel

I don't think any houses have less than 4 bedrooms, well maybe the apartment a Lassiters.

I thought Mark said to Tyler at one point that he was turning his room into the nursery. Could be wrong though. It would be a bit odd that they'd converted his room rather than the spare one. Maybe what Mark meant was that Paige could move into the spare room and there was a nursery for her to use too. Still seems insane that a previously strong & independent woman would feel the need to move into a house with 2 single men when she had a perfectly good house with plenty of space & no-one to disturb with night time wakings! It would've been much more realistic if Lauren because it's not Brad's house said she needed to sell/rent to afford to get somewhere new.