THE VOICE Auditions Week 3! Still ***8pm*** and this week features a GB Olympic long jumper.

[Raahh]

which isn't as good as Bernie Clifton, imo. Or the bloke 'Allo! 'Allo!

This week, I will try to stay awake But I felt much better for a decent night's sleep, so all was not lost.

Here, in case you want warning of what delights we have in store, are the songs the contestants will be singing.

David Jackson
All I Want by Kodaline

Millicent Weaver
Where Is My Mind by The Pixies

Craig Ward
She's Always A Woman by Billy Joel

April Sullivan
Barbra Streisand's Don't Rain On My Parade

Gino Eccles
Joel Cocker's You Are So Beautiful To Me

Jazmin Sawyers
Here by Alessia Cara

Hayley Eccles
Paloma Faith's Upside Down

Kevin Prone
Cinema Paradiso Love [Se] [Ennio Morricone].

That is only 8 singers we get to see properly in an hour and a half .

The Pixies don't feature enough on these shows.

So- see y'all later. I'm pondering alcohol.

Saw Portishead live, brilliant!

Sport England normally provide funding...

Ah thanks. I am the unsportiest person in the world so ignorant of these matters.

WTF is she saying ??

She's so fresh faced. Hardly a dab of contouring in sight.

Nice singing voice, but still don't understand her...

Now, this one was not on the list.

How'd she sneak in?

Lovely voice.

love her, her voice is gorgeous and she is singing ella hendersons x factor audition song

Gavs hair looks like that scene in 'There's something about Mary'

And wears her skinnies perfectly. There hasnt been a glut of up and downy singers this time. I cant remember the correct term, Raahh knows.

She also only seemed to sing 3 lines to the song.

Melisma?

Am slightly confused be her saying she works in a kebab shop 'for a living'. Don't all kids in the UK have to stay in education til they're 18 now?

Thats the word

Coco- Melisma

If I , by some miracle, could ever have another child, I would call her Melisma.

Her skin is flawless. Especially as she works in a kebab shop!

I came to talk about The Voice but I'm horrified by the Les Mis loathing. I re-read it each year and the musical is sublime. DD went to see it for her 7th birthday and can sing it backwards. It's brilliant.

Not otherwise a fan of musicals but Gallic suffering is immensely entertaining.

ohhh a sob story

ohhh a sob story

You don't in NI Noisy, maybe Scotland is the same.
Shes very sweet.

I'm not happy with the sob story. We have not had sob stories up to now . This is a very lengthy sob story.

'Gallic suffering is immensely entertaining.'

Aw genuinely moving back story.

i hate it when i double post by accident, slow ass laptop

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