THE VOICE Auditions Week 3! Still ***8pm*** and this week features a GB Olympic long jumper.

[Raahh]

which isn't as good as Bernie Clifton, imo. Or the bloke 'Allo! 'Allo!

This week, I will try to stay awake But I felt much better for a decent night's sleep, so all was not lost.

Here, in case you want warning of what delights we have in store, are the songs the contestants will be singing.

David Jackson
All I Want by Kodaline

Millicent Weaver
Where Is My Mind by The Pixies

Craig Ward
She's Always A Woman by Billy Joel

April Sullivan
Barbra Streisand's Don't Rain On My Parade

Gino Eccles
Joel Cocker's You Are So Beautiful To Me

Jazmin Sawyers
Here by Alessia Cara

Hayley Eccles
Paloma Faith's Upside Down

Kevin Prone
Cinema Paradiso Love [Se] [Ennio Morricone].

That is only 8 singers we get to see properly in an hour and a half .

The Pixies don't feature enough on these shows.

So- see y'all later. I'm pondering alcohol.

The skinny jeans might be ok if they weren't 12 sizes too small.

Will is starting to remind me of a little guinea pig in a hat

I still think Tom turned by accident, when the other two did, and he got caught up in the backdraft of the chairs moving

Gavler is thinking about those folk in his garage. He needs a plan.
As all good serial abducters do.

I'm pleased to announce I have stayed awake longer than last week

Well done Raahh

Gav seems like the type to dispose of bodies in a bath of acid, I can't see him digging big holes

Yay Raahh!

It's a good thing they don't go to the Judges' houses on The Voice.

it is clear that Gav's group would not make the Battle rounds.

Or they might. As a suit of skin, like in 'Silence of the Lambs'.

Nancy, no. His arms are too skinny to dig holes.

Will for nancy

Nice gaf!
Hate the term 'man cave' not sure why.
Daughter is v pretty.

Coco awwwww.

I'd say Gav sticks the bodies in the attic with the heat on full blast until they've mummified. And then he dresses up as Mary Berry and hosts tea parties with all the corpses.

Im regretting saying he sounded like a serial killer now.
Sorry gav

He'd have to sing one of those cheesy songs wouldn't he?

Wedding singer.

I just can't see him putting in the effort, he would be too busy leaning on a tree, looking cool waiting for a passing Nanny to chat up

i wonder if he serenaded his wife with this song he is good though

This is shite

Coco a sexy serial killer though

Coco

oh dear. Well, that was obviously going to happen .

Squoosh, it might happen.
Gav has that look.

Love Emma's fake concerned face!

so his daughter is auditioning too, lets see if she's any good

If they turn for her is she going to have a go at them about her dad?