THE VOICE Auditions Week 3! Still ***8pm*** and this week features a GB Olympic long jumper.

[Raahh]

which isn't as good as Bernie Clifton, imo. Or the bloke 'Allo! 'Allo!

This week, I will try to stay awake But I felt much better for a decent night's sleep, so all was not lost.

Here, in case you want warning of what delights we have in store, are the songs the contestants will be singing.

David Jackson
All I Want by Kodaline

Millicent Weaver
Where Is My Mind by The Pixies

Craig Ward
She's Always A Woman by Billy Joel

April Sullivan
Barbra Streisand's Don't Rain On My Parade

Gino Eccles
Joel Cocker's You Are So Beautiful To Me

Jazmin Sawyers
Here by Alessia Cara

Hayley Eccles
Paloma Faith's Upside Down

Kevin Prone
Cinema Paradiso Love [Se] [Ennio Morricone].

That is only 8 singers we get to see properly in an hour and a half .

The Pixies don't feature enough on these shows.

So- see y'all later. I'm pondering alcohol.

Good luck to her. So many kids who grow up in care are dealt a really tough hand.

I've just realised why gav is creepy. He has one of those annoying transatlantic voices.

It really has turned into XF. They're going to start playing Story Of My Life in a moment

Did you notice gavins jacket?

bits stitched together

Coco ah I see. Well, no offence to anyone who works in a kebab shop, but I hope she makes a success of the singing.

It's annoying me that sarah morgan looks so familiar to me, wondering if I know her...

Can't stand sob stories.
It's disingenuous of the production company to use them.

night ladies, hopefully next week my computer will be moving slightly faster than treacle!

I'm so glad more people are choosing Gav, I was starting to feel a bit sorry for him!

See you all next week

squoosh my friend works as a careers advisor to kids in the care system. Their prospects are, as a rule, depressingly bleak.

Show

gallic suffering is immensely entertaining

I have been reminded though, that when I saw it, the inn keepers wife was played by the actress who was the hairdresser in Eastenders at one point (it's a bit of a comedy role, I think). I read over Christmas that she sadly passed away in 2016, which I though was very sad, as she wasn't old at all.

Madame Thenardier. She is black comedy personified. She's a horror.

Wotcha Coco m'love.

Yes Noisy I think something like a quarter of people in the prison system grew up in care. Shocking.