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Taboo- no spoilers

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OneWithTheForce · 03/01/2017 18:51

Is anyone else eagerly awaiting the arrival of taboo starring my lover the beautiful Mr Hardy on Saturday 7th of jan?

Or do I have him all to myself? Grin

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JDsLoinCloth · 04/03/2017 21:30

Oh good one!! I am a fan too.

ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine · 04/03/2017 21:34

So, are we going to spend our Taboo-less Saturday night on name changes or maybe something more productive like.....

INeedAShip · 04/03/2017 21:38

Name changes. Definitely name changes. Grin

treaclesoda · 04/03/2017 21:39

Well it's either Taboo name changes or sitting alone frantically googling 'Tom Hardy'. At least when there's company it doesn't feel quite as tragic!

ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine · 04/03/2017 21:40

Taboo Haiku!

James Delaney's Strong Thighs
Are Littered With Strange Tattoos
And a Grubby Nightshirt.

Who's next?

ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine · 04/03/2017 21:41

Let's get creative JD-slaves!

JustOpentheFuckingEnvelope · 04/03/2017 21:43

Personally I love it when Sir Stuart swears Grin

treaclesoda · 04/03/2017 21:44

I read the words James Delaney's strong thighs and I couldn't think of anything else Blush

INeedAShip · 04/03/2017 21:44

I forget the rules of haiku, how many syllables am I to do?

JamesDelayneysTattoos · 04/03/2017 21:45
INeedAShip · 04/03/2017 21:45

Grin treacle!

ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine · 04/03/2017 21:46

It's 5, 7, 5 INeed.

ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine · 04/03/2017 21:49

Which I actually cocked up! Grin

ZilphasHatpin · 04/03/2017 21:49

Ok I cannot think of A single haiku!! Hmm

treaclesoda · 04/03/2017 21:52

James Delaney's thighs
Are such a treat for my eyes
He needs a ship. Now.

treaclesoda · 04/03/2017 21:53

Entire series summed up succinctly I'm sure you can agree!

ZilphasHatpin · 04/03/2017 21:54
Grin
ZilphasHatpin · 04/03/2017 21:56

I wonder If charlotte Riley or even TH are MNers and pissing themselves laughing at this thread. Grin to them if they are reading. I'd like to smell your beard please Tom.

ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine · 04/03/2017 21:58

Eyes Glitter Under Hat
With Strange Intent Unknown
To All But He.

Ooh love it Treacle.

treaclesoda · 04/03/2017 21:59

I'm more than happy to let Charlotte Riley sniff my husband in return if that makes it any better? He's very clean and attractive Grin

ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine · 04/03/2017 22:00

I think Charlotte Riley has the ultimate prize and needs no sniffing of any of our dh/dps.

But then I'm sure TH has his foibles.

ZilphasHatpin · 04/03/2017 22:02

I can offer a hairy dog. He is not clean but very cute.

treaclesoda · 04/03/2017 22:05

I always suspect that actors are monumentally annoying in real life.

Plus I expect he always smells of dog.

But, y'know, no one's perfect Grin

treaclesoda · 04/03/2017 22:06

If your hairy dog is an actual dog and not some sort of metaphor that has gone right over my head, I think TH would leap at the chance to sniff him.

ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine · 04/03/2017 22:07

The Scar On His Eye
Matches only in Beauty
To The Etched Thigh.

Well, we all know how TH feels about dogs so you might have a deal there ZilphasHatpin (genius name btw)