Taboo- no spoilers

[OneWithTheForce]

Is anyone else eagerly awaiting the arrival of taboo starring my lover the beautiful Mr Hardy on Saturday 7th of jan?

Or do I have him all to myself?

[JDsLoinCloth]

Oh good one!! I am a fan too.

[ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine]

So, are we going to spend our Taboo-less Saturday night on name changes or maybe something more productive like.....

[INeedAShip]

Name changes. Definitely name changes.

[treaclesoda]

Well it's either Taboo name changes or sitting alone frantically googling 'Tom Hardy'. At least when there's company it doesn't feel quite as tragic!

[ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine]

Taboo Haiku!

James Delaney's Strong Thighs
Are Littered With Strange Tattoos
And a Grubby Nightshirt.

Who's next?

[ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine]

Let's get creative JD-slaves!

[JustOpentheFuckingEnvelope]

Personally I love it when Sir Stuart swears

[treaclesoda]

I read the words James Delaney's strong thighs and I couldn't think of anything else

[INeedAShip]

I forget the rules of haiku, how many syllables am I to do?

[JamesDelayneysTattoos]

[INeedAShip]

treacle!

[ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine]

It's 5, 7, 5 INeed.

[ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine]

Which I actually cocked up!

[ZilphasHatpin]

Ok I cannot think of A single haiku!!

[treaclesoda]

James Delaney's thighs
Are such a treat for my eyes
He needs a ship. Now.

[treaclesoda]

Entire series summed up succinctly I'm sure you can agree!

[ZilphasHatpin]

[ZilphasHatpin]

I wonder If charlotte Riley or even TH are MNers and pissing themselves laughing at this thread. to them if they are reading. I'd like to smell your beard please Tom.

[ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine]

Eyes Glitter Under Hat
With Strange Intent Unknown
To All But He.

Ooh love it Treacle.

[treaclesoda]

I'm more than happy to let Charlotte Riley sniff my husband in return if that makes it any better? He's very clean and attractive

[ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine]

I think Charlotte Riley has the ultimate prize and needs no sniffing of any of our dh/dps.

But then I'm sure TH has his foibles.

[ZilphasHatpin]

I can offer a hairy dog. He is not clean but very cute.

[treaclesoda]

I always suspect that actors are monumentally annoying in real life.

Plus I expect he always smells of dog.

But, y'know, no one's perfect

[treaclesoda]

If your hairy dog is an actual dog and not some sort of metaphor that has gone right over my head, I think TH would leap at the chance to sniff him.

[ItsJustACompanyPolicyOfMine]

The Scar On His Eye
Matches only in Beauty
To The Etched Thigh.

Well, we all know how TH feels about dogs so you might have a deal there ZilphasHatpin (genius name btw)