Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Greg(g) is such a tw@t!

Slaughter naughty naughty

I think we'll lose Our Noo, but I hope not.

I think anyone who eats a zander is very brave indeed.

Ah. No.

Needs!!!!

*NEEPs you bastardise autocorrect!

And isn't Greg(g) so witty?!?!?!

How do you think Greg(g) got his urine-coloured skin?

I think Our noo has taken too big a risk here

Gary's looks a picture

Gary used the whole plate. Yes!

Gary's dish looks cracking, despite the basically raw pigeon (?). Am impressed by the deep-fried haggis.

Arnaud's looks pretty.

The Wee man done good. Dead chuffed.

I dread to think Slaughter I dread to think

Agree four

Shuttup, Greg(g).

Oh no!

Poor Our Noo

Oh yes, now that we get a close up it does look a tad oily. Hate agreeing with Gregg.

Alas, Arnaud. You need Matt to cock it up now.

Rhubarb extravaganza.

Our Noo seems to have peaked and nose dived doesn't he

Fuck off Greg(g) with your stupid height comment

Agree with Marcus that everything on the plate should be edible (a la Mary Berry)

It looks like turkish delight with sparrows egg yolks

Anyone who is a fan of rhubarb needs new tastebuds.

Ellie's looks delicious. YUM.

Oh our Noo

Good on yer, Ellie!

Our Noo is being so generous in his congratulations too.

Is she Elly or Ellie? (I hate getting things wrong.) I'm going to alternate it till I know.

YAY ELLY AND GARY.

Late check in. Poor our noo. Well done Gary (should he be Little Chef?) and Ellie! Whoo. Think matts through. What's Zander?

If Matt gets through he can rediscover his love for food for the fourth or fifth time in this competition