Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

What is Gary pouring into his Stuff? That better not be a ready-prepared ingredient!

The beetroot is escaping from the caviar box.

Runny pearls eep

Aaw! Monica called him "darlin'".

She really cares about them.

Oh good - it's working.

So wanky but the 96 dots look very pretty.

Love the way they all muck in to help

Marcus is all about the lolz and the chilling out today. Tis most confusing.

Waiters will have to be VRY careful when serving

So do I four. No "friendship stops at the door" with this lot, I'm happy to say.

beetroot spherification.

Honestly.

It looks pretty but I wouldn't be diving face first into it.

Oh no!

Unfortunate comments.

Is that Giles Coren? He's getting very porky.

And I can't get past that Marianne's lip.

Oh Gawd!

See the Spectre at the Feast? - the Gurning Grocer!

He'll be a bit gutted when he watches his hero's lukewarm review

NO. Was he there?!

Is it Giles Coren?

to surprised they were raw - they are huge, like pasties.

Okay that's decided it for me.

I'm firmly for Our Noo. Such a nice man.

Yep, sitting at one of the tables looking very smug. Watch it again later on catch-up if you want to have a disturbed night's sleep.

Me too squoosh.

But remember - MINE! You have Marcus.

Fair do's.

That sounds fair enough Slaughter. I will admire from a distance and send my compliments to his maman for raising such a nice son.

Ahhhhhhhhhh Gurning Grocer alert

What the jiggins is that baldy twat doing there? I bet all the chefs avoid sitting at his table.

I always like Michael Caines.

Oh I am even more in love with monica now than ever. She's soo lovely and supportive.

Well done, Ells!