Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Blimey!

Did Glasgow experience a beetroot glut this year?

Oh no Slaughter hope it settles down soon

"Ravioli of Brill"?

Is it only me who thinks "eeeew"?

Ooh! Marcus looks very twinkly (between interference boxes on screen). I've never fancied him before, but can now see possibilities . . .

Gosh - this are big raviolis. They must only get one each.

No Slaughter there no possibilities.

thank you.

Those little yellow carrots look lovely

OoooooSlaughter playing with fire there

Oh - do you have "dibs" squoosh?

As I value my life, I shall stick to lusting after Arnoo.

I do Slaughter. But being the kimd soul I am I always offer people Anthony Worral Thompson as an alternative.

I'm not sure who I'm up for. And unusually enough there's no one I despise and want to drop in a deep fat fryer.

I thin Gary will have to araldite the tulles ntothe plate with chutney.

I lik them all too squoosh. I will not be gutted regardless although Gary is my favourite.

I suppose at least we get to direct all our rage and disdain at Greg(g) instead four.

No doubt the chump will re-appear at some point.....

Thank you, squoosh.

I would rather tattoo my own eyeballs with a kebab skewer and the jus off Wee Chef's "Frustration" than touch AWT with a bargepole, thanks very much.

So is that a yes or a no, I'm not quite sure?

I am more than happy to concentrate my venom towards Greg(g).

It will help to offset my Marcus-related disappointment.

He's on after this squoosh swanning about in a food factory. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HE HAS ON THE BBC CHIEFS BUT IT MUST BE BAD

and breathe

They are big ravioli aren't they? Massive.

I saw the ad for that four, and I felt GREAT RAGE. Surely someone could have arranged a tragic accident with a mincing machine?!

Yes and No.

It is "Yes, You can have Marcus' (), and "No - I wouldn't want AWT if he was served naked on a platter with an apple in his mouth and garnished with parsley" (Though I would be prepared to stick a fork in him. Several times. Obviously.)

You paint such an erotic image of dear old Anthony! There's clearly an attraction on your part that you're not ready to face quite yet. Give it time

Everyone seems to be having a good day.

And the Judges arrive. Most of them only have a mere 2 stars. Amateurs.

Where is that woman's top lip?