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Eastenders 7 Bins bins and more bins... No spoilers!

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Akire · 27/11/2016 23:56

New shinny thread here!

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Akire · 03/12/2016 23:16

I wonder how long before start Xmas pre advert. About 2 weeks go? Normal with fateful words "This will be the best Xmas ever..." not

Guessing Ronnie marriage disaster though its New year so not a Xmas day event.

Possible Denise's baby or false alarm/chaos

Surely to early for a transplant we found you one drama.

Suppose it's possible for Martin and Stacey to be evicted since they can't pay the rent?

Babe bound to have a turkey/money making scam going.

Struggling for exciting ideas!!

Or yea the I can write, rehererse, advertise and put on a complete play in 3 weeks idea

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CorporalNobbyNobbs · 03/12/2016 23:43

I thought Buster left cos Mick found out about him and Kaff and said he'd tell Shirl if Buster didn't do buster legged it?

BreconBeBuggered · 04/12/2016 00:18

Thank fuck - I didn't get a TV listings magazine last week and had started to worry I was losing me marbles, on account of not being able to work out WTF was going on in the Queen Vic on Friday night without the aid of What's On TV. Since no other bugger knows either, I can sleep easy - until the next baffling instalment.

Zippidydoodah · 04/12/2016 08:49

Ah corporal, you're right! Kaff decided to stay put for her sons so he went on his own!

Maybe Denise will give birth in the manger on Christmas Day (didn't Stacey do that the other year?!) there'll be a "circle of life" thing- Phils life will be in the balance...his baby will be born....nail biting stuff! Grin

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 04/12/2016 12:48

Has there ever been a baby born in Enders where the mam just had contractions/waters broke and they went to hospital and had the baby???

MrsJayy · 04/12/2016 12:58

Nope its all been dramatic births

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 04/12/2016 13:08

Maybe back in the olden times. Like when Martin was born.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 04/12/2016 15:04

Loved the unexpected bit of drama, clearly all orchestrated by Lee. What a silly silly boy.
Poor Sausage got a bat round the head but at least Linda's lovely decs remained unscathed. Xmas Smile

Was sort of obvious Lee had arranged it. He was desperate to leave early, told them where the money was and did nothing to defend his family even though he's army trained. Will Mick tumble Lee though? Linda and Mick will be devastated when they find out. Sad.

Loved Shirley and her one liners at the ladies night. Agree Kathy morphed into Catherine Tate's nan Grin.

The Shaki sex pic thing sends a good message out but it is starting to feel like a public information film for young adults on Sexting.
It's now been the subject of a heart to heart between Louise and Bex, Bex and Tina, Shakil and Kush and now Louise and Sharon. Enough now.

iknowimcoming · 04/12/2016 15:06

I'm predicting something to do with Honey and Jack and Ronnie as Roxy seems to think Jack and Honey are suspicious doesn't she? She was spying on them in the shop and then sniping in the pub about them. Someone said on here about Jack and Honey a while back I think. Mind you there's so little happening apart from the pub robbery that they could do just about anything with any of the characters I guess. I really hope they're going to pull something out of the bag for Xmas as it won't be the same without a huge drama or five! Xmas Smile

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/12/2016 16:46

After reading all posts I reliese I have actually missed a few episodes 😱

Will go and watch them tho from what I've read on here

JANE and Ian get randy?
Pub gets done over

And yes please no spoilers. I say it every time

If you have read it in a mag etc don't say on here as not everyone reads the TV guides

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 04/12/2016 16:48

Yeah Friday's episode anyway Blondes, wouldn't bother really with any others!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 04/12/2016 17:03

Jane and Ian don't really get randy.
Jane talks about her 'needs', Ian suggests some 'special time' then wimps out and pretends he meant shopping, then Ian lunges at her for a full on snog which the cameras zoom in on. If you have HD tv, you have been warned. Grin

EnidButton · 04/12/2016 17:35

It was a decent snog actually. I was surprised. Usually he looks like he'd rather be kissing his cat and she looks vaguely repulsed but that was a good screen kiss.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 04/12/2016 17:41

I saw one of those "Back to ours" programmes with the actor that plays Masood and remember him saying that Jane has amazing lips and is a great on screen kisser. I think Masood was having an affair with Jane at the time.

Zippidydoodah · 04/12/2016 20:10

There's been chemistry between honey and jack for a while! Definitely something brewing there!

Optimist1 · 04/12/2016 20:29

Our speculation about Jack and Honey might be valid - he's been monogamous for several months now and having exhausted the supply of apporpriately-aged Mitchell women is now going to move on to Mitchell-in-laws! Xmas Grin

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 04/12/2016 20:31

He has form hasn't he - had a go of Sharon already too!

Optimist1 · 04/12/2016 20:32

Yup - something like a royal flush of testosterone, isn't it?

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 04/12/2016 20:49

Maybe the sight of Jack in his Beavers sweatshirt leaves Honey weak at the knees? He doesn't have a sparkly personality that's for sure.
I just can't imagine Honey having an affair, she's very virtuous, all about her family and doing the right thing.Confused

Optimist1 · 04/12/2016 22:20

You're right, ILostIt - she's one of the few people in the square who hasn't done anything dodgy.

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/12/2016 23:05

Just catching up
Now. Does jack seem really insistent to get Ronnies house
And gym

Is he really skint
And needs her money??

And to marry her so all will be come his if she dies ......

And sure said it before

Stacey is looking after Lauren's baby in own home

She is not a childminder and isn't registered as one so totally illegal

Will there be an Accident ..,,,,,P

alwaysunlucky · 05/12/2016 13:19

We know that the main robber was the office bully - the credits revealed it.

I can't quite see how it came about though. I'm sure Lee he knew it was coming, but I can't see office bully agreeing to split the proceeds with him. I'm guessing he's blackmailing Lee, but then why did Lee protect him by hiding his wallet, instead of handing it to the police (and being free of him?) Hmm

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 05/12/2016 13:27

Agree unlucky it's jumped very quickly from opportunistic desperate crime (stealing the charity jar) to serious collusion with enemy to rip off and terrify and endanger entire family including wife and baby brother!

MrsJayy · 05/12/2016 13:32

I meant to ask Lee picked up a wallet was it Micks?

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 05/12/2016 13:41

No it was the burglar's. presumably lee took it to protect his identity!