X FACTOR- the acts are singing TWICE... a song of their own choice and one that 'Louis Loves'

[Raahh]

And of course, none of us really bought his pathetic attempt to look cool, by saying he 'loved' Bowie and Prince .

Here are the choices-

Matt Terry
Little Mix - Secret Love Song (Louis Loves)
Sia - Alive (Own choice)

Emily Middlemas
Britney Spears - Toxic (Louis Loves)
Rag 'N' Bone Man - Human (Own choice)

Honey G
Can't Touch This + Super Freak - MC Hammer + Rick James (Louis Loves)
Push It + Black Beatles - Salt-N-Pepa + Rae Sremmurd (Own choice)

Saara Aalto
The Winner Takes It All - ABBA (Louis Loves)
Diamonds are Forever + Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend - Shirley Bassey + Marilyn Monroe (Own choice)

5 After Midnight
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars (Louis Loves)
Sorry + One Dance - Justin Bieber + Drake (Own choice)

I'm expecting Honey Fucking G to shoe horn

'you say Louis , I say walsh' in to her mash-up medley . At least she is finally doing 'Can't touch this'. It was only a matter of time.

Emily is doing something up-beat.
Or probably just the JL version of 'Toxic'.

Tbh, I'd rather see Honey G do Bassey than Elfish. I'm getting as bored by her doing pretty much the same thing ever week, with a different ott stage setting, as I am of Honey G. But Ms G's time has to be up.

Matt will push the falsetto to the max. I would like to see him in a Sia wig, although i think Sia should be on the X factor 'banned' list.
5 Am are going to be dreadful. They really should just dance. The judges will love them. We will be .
2 songs each may tip us over the edge. I'm off the wagon. This week, my mulled wine is alcoholic.

The smoke machine is in overdrive. Cough

She bobbed her knees a bit.

They are trying to kill them now!

(I think I'm drinking too much. Nicole has three eyebrows)

They keep trying to teach the kids the ukelele at school.

None of them stick to it.

Now I want some Raffaello.

Ds1 can bang out a tune on one. I hate them, reminds me of George Form by!

When im cleaning windows!

Now, tell us Louis, did you really love that? Did you?

wouldn't you have preferred Ronan Keating in a thong singing that song from 'Whistle down the wind' ?

The raffaellos look yum.
Need to go on the xmas list

all of George's songs were filled with dodgy innuendos apparently. 'Little stick of Blackpool rock' and all that.

Innocent times. Fnarr.

Louis loves.. Being back, si's salary and Shazza next to him.
Ronan would send him into overdrive!

Why can't they shave Matt's pubestache off? It's like a balding chick on his face.

This is dull

I knew he would murder this song. Knobhead.

At least we are bring spared scantily clad dancers in Sia wigs.

His lower register is flatter than Honey g's rapping.

Shazza is really quite sober tonight. i love the green with her hair.

i like alcoholic mulled wine.

Simon is several red flags tonight. If he was choc he would eat himself.

He did what with his balls?

What the hell is Nicole on?

He did nothing with his balls.
Nic has scales on het eyes when it comes to the Terry

Simon really wants to be Jeremy Clarkson.

Raahh, JC and Si have a lot in common. Private education, bad taste in jeans. Love themselves. Love of cars.

Love the priests sending knee pads. Bless

Isn't there a ukelele orchestra ?

80s- they could be twins. never seen in the same room.