X FACTOR- the acts are singing TWICE... a song of their own choice and one that 'Louis Loves'

[Raahh]

And of course, none of us really bought his pathetic attempt to look cool, by saying he 'loved' Bowie and Prince .

Here are the choices-

Matt Terry
Little Mix - Secret Love Song (Louis Loves)
Sia - Alive (Own choice)

Emily Middlemas
Britney Spears - Toxic (Louis Loves)
Rag 'N' Bone Man - Human (Own choice)

Honey G
Can't Touch This + Super Freak - MC Hammer + Rick James (Louis Loves)
Push It + Black Beatles - Salt-N-Pepa + Rae Sremmurd (Own choice)

Saara Aalto
The Winner Takes It All - ABBA (Louis Loves)
Diamonds are Forever + Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend - Shirley Bassey + Marilyn Monroe (Own choice)

5 After Midnight
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars (Louis Loves)
Sorry + One Dance - Justin Bieber + Drake (Own choice)

I'm expecting Honey Fucking G to shoe horn

'you say Louis , I say walsh' in to her mash-up medley . At least she is finally doing 'Can't touch this'. It was only a matter of time.

Emily is doing something up-beat.
Or probably just the JL version of 'Toxic'.

Tbh, I'd rather see Honey G do Bassey than Elfish. I'm getting as bored by her doing pretty much the same thing ever week, with a different ott stage setting, as I am of Honey G. But Ms G's time has to be up.

Matt will push the falsetto to the max. I would like to see him in a Sia wig, although i think Sia should be on the X factor 'banned' list.
5 Am are going to be dreadful. They really should just dance. The judges will love them. We will be .
2 songs each may tip us over the edge. I'm off the wagon. This week, my mulled wine is alcoholic.

Condensed- I went to a performance of a balalaika orchestra years ago. They were very good.

Yep. Although Si is a bit better looking!

Miming!

That would be because a balalaika is an actual musical instrument, not some gimmick, Raah.

A Bieber song? Haven't we suffered enough?

They aren't great singers. They are lovely lads, but need huge amounts of production, to disguise the fact they can't sing, and they are really dancers.

This is bleedin' awful

dillite . true.

MAKE IT STOP.

no, it's never too late. just say it. and stop.

Ultimate poo squat there !

Action figures? whatever Nicole is on, would cost a fortune if bottled.

Sometimes Si says it like it is.

Louis loves..everyone!

Why do they love them so much? why ? Why are really not that great.

Simon has said they've been good every week.

Simon doesn't care.

80s

I think that Louis is contractually obliged to love everyone.

Sharon is confused again. What a surprise.

OK. Shazza is pissed and hasn't got a CLUE who the next act is or the fact it's her act. All normal

WTF is the mannequin challenge?

Hard core? Oh grow up, you 35 year old child.

Simon is past caring.
A focus group, thinking outside the box. Obvs

hahaha... the kids love her?

Please... all you posters on here tell me if your kids love her... I doubt it!

dillite- you stand still, as though you are a mannequin. we used to call it 'statues'

Rou, mine dont even watch it
Honey, who?

christ this is bloody bad

Rousette- dd1 pretends to like her, but usually disappears about 10 seconds into her performances.

This song annoys me.

I just can't with all these social media bullshit challenges. Carried out by attention seeking twats. GET OFF MY LAWN!

How did they get the audience to participate in on the gimmick? Did they pay them?