Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

[fourquenelles]

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

Yeuk! Oil slick.

Oh hi there Bobby!

My sentiments exactly, squoosh

June I didn't watch that because I suspected onion ninjas would make an appearance. I do love Michel and his Gallic twinkle.

Just coming on to tell Gregggggg to shut the fuck up.

Does Matei work in a Premier Inn?

Oh wow! This guy looks like he likes his own cooking.

Trying to work out the hotel - is it The Copthorne?

This chef reminds me of a cartoon character. I'll have to have a google to find out which one.

evening. Is it the trendy fuckers episode. (Apart from Matai) I can't be doing with all those big beards and long hair around my food.
Cold soup. Bleugh.

Tins worth of Paprika. Whooo

I'm not fickle fourq, I'm inclusive! 😄

Is he cooking parma ham? Is that not against the law?

And has he done the eggs? - oh-uh - POACHED egg

This will not end well

Flabby egg

That egg!

You're surely not supposed to cook Serano ham?

Grouchy what are onion ninjas!? You mean you thought it would make you cry? (It did me)

Well, that's him told.

Yes, exactly June.

Some (not me) would say greedy Squoosh.
Ooo jamie has an unfeasibly small head.

Well at least this one won't be moulting hair and whiskers into the Cold Andaluthian Soup

trendy fuckers episode' 😅

Pointy head. Cold soup. Not a good combo

@ inclusive squoosh

I really want to know what the selection process is to get to the first round. You have to wonder how some of them make it through.

Another poached egg man

Tears before bedtime, definitely

Matei

Thoup

Yes. Sometimes I think I could do a better job than these professional chefs. My poached egg would look better, anyway. [smugface]