Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

Gregg is looking even more insufferably smug than usual (something I didn't think was possible) and he's such a patronising git!

I bet he even needs instructions to prepare a bowl of cornflakes and he criticises everyone else.

Knocking over the oil, Bobby . . oooh - that would be me!

It's a cold soup, Marcus...

Jamie - not Bobby. Sorry son - what an I say - I'm old.

four nice spot

48 poor bastards. 39 of whom had hipster beards slash head bun.

BTW June - Flappy is a dragon, not anyone's piles.

I thought I'd better clear up any misunderstandings . . .

Acidic strawberries? Not so much.

This dish sounds revolting.

On no - Mattei mentioned the "F" word.

I HATE faggots!

matei has made hand flippers out of blue plasters. It's his special twist

It's the hake lorry's turn tonight

Oh that's better Flappys. Thank you

OOOH! Chick peas - love 'em!

Hi hair is very black and smooth. I think it is a wig made out of moles.

So far none of them tonight plan to cook anything I'd actually want to eat.

I was worried you wouldn't sleep tonight, June

Sorry, that wanker with the braids and beard and tats and holes in his fucking ears. Grow the fuck up. And then strawberries on fish.
I won't repeat the awful "joke" dh has just made. He's very happy with it, it's horrendous.
This hawt guys eyes- watch them, they vibrate.

I hope poor old Matei does better in this round! 38 years old though?!

Hipster ear holes is trying to be like that other hipster chef whose dishes look like they're covered in soot.

Nor me, Smiling

Looks like a waste of good ingredients so fa

I don't know about these guys. Lamb + lavender + cheese doesn't sound fantastic to me.

I like Mark.
Lavender bus is parked up too.

Goat, venison and steak, with avocado icecream and coffee something?? WTF?

It will either be amazing or he's out faster than he can take his apron off

I remember the dark days of whale spout ponytails. I was 8.

I hope poor old Matei does better in this round! 38 years old though?!

What?! I missed that.

38 - no way! Sure it wasn't 38 stones?

Avocado ice-cream man might as well just hang up his pinky now (except of course, Gregg is in love with him . . . )

*pinny - I hate this autocorrect