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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:27

Andy seems to know what he doing

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:28

He seems competent.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:28

Marcus agrees. I should judge this show.

Spookle · 23/11/2016 20:29

Goodness me, I could be tempted to try the tiniest taste of Andy's effort. It looked so delicate compared to the other quarter pounders.

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:29

I think sometimes you can tell just by looking at them if they will be able to do it or not...bit like X factor,,,

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:30

That's right Grouchy 😃

I'm happy for Andy! Fuck Gordon Ramsay and his Best Chef 1990 award.

Spookle · 23/11/2016 20:31

Ah Marcus is attractive but I lost my affection to Michel Roux Jr years ago so my celeb chef spot is taken.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:31

I think Gregg just proposed to Marcus.

Also cracking up at him talking about his weddings while we've been discussing the horror.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:31

I agree Bluntness Andrew looks "meh"

He has alsolost points for catering Gurning ones wedding(s)

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OliviaStabler · 23/11/2016 20:31

Eww! Tartare Shock

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:31

Michel is a sweetheart and I would.

2kids2dogsnosense · 23/11/2016 20:31

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Spookle · 23/11/2016 20:32

Oh Blunt they should do a sort of The Voice blind test Masterchef and call it The Taste

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:32

I'd agree on Michel too, it's the big brown eyes,,,

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:32

'I had one of my weddings there' said in the style that someone would say 'I had lunch there once'

Creepy plonker.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:33

I am sure there was a "Taste" programme once with Nigella as a judge

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:33

And the naughty twinkle in them, Blunt.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:34

Hello again, Kamarl.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:34

Now lookie here. I am closer in age to Michel than any of you lot (I expect) so back orf vipers he is all mine!

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Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:34

Yup. Weird no one fancies poor Greg though,,,😂

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:34

My faves are Kamarl and Andy

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:36

and the woman whose name I have forgotten already

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squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:36

Michel gives me the creeps a bit. He looks too like a loris.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/11/2016 20:37

Isn't there an Australian show like that? On little spoons with Nigella on it?
Did I dream that?
Ah Michel. Now there was a man.
Tatare is rank. We went to a vair posh Parisian restaurant and mate had it. Fucking mountains. Ok to start with, then he got to hiding it under the salad.
Any morels yet?

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:37

Why have you ruined that dish with mushrooms, Andy? [shakesfist]