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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:18

Pollenta ,,sorry!

JuneFromBethesda · 23/11/2016 20:18

Oh dear, just realised what she actually said. Confit egg yolk. Hahahahahaha

BadKnee · 23/11/2016 20:19

I thought she said coffee eggs too!!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/11/2016 20:20

Confit June, think coffee egg might be a bit far.
I don't think I'd like this though.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:20

Looks like mix for a burger.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:20

Yes confit eggs were definitely the in thing this year.

Monica is losing her touch - she hasn't said "plate of food" yet.

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squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:20

Grouchy I couldn't in all conscience fancy a man called Wayne either.

Spookle · 23/11/2016 20:21

June Max is mine I spotted his tastiness first!

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:21

God that looks disgusting,..

cauliwobbles · 23/11/2016 20:21

Max had a snaggle tooth, was otherwise quite blandly handsome.

I imagine Marcus criticises everything. You'd give him head and he'd tell you it wasn't quite deep enough and you didn't act as if you were enjoying yourself enough. Try harder next time! Whilst Monica would just stand around with her hair don't raising her over plucked eyebrow like she could do so much better!

(Oh and she's just taken 35 mins to do her 15 minute test !)

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:21

Theodore. Lovely name.

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:21

Looks like Shia LeBeouf (sp).

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:22

Theo on the other hand.....

Spookle · 23/11/2016 20:22

I really don't fancy this dish at all so trying not to watch too closely.

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:22

I've a bit of a guilty crush on Marcus,...not sure why to be honest.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/11/2016 20:22

Them eyebrows! Micro blading anyone? Dd has just messaged me to point out his cuteness.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:22

Almost crying at your last post, cauliwobbles.

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:23

Monica actually wants to kill Theodore

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:23

Grin cauli you will have squoosh to answer to. I thought Minica took longer than 15 minutes too. This is a much harder test than Marcus'

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fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:24

Minica? Who is Minica?

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Spookle · 23/11/2016 20:25

Yuk, stop showing that raw thing close up, I'm about to lose my dinner Angry

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:25

Poor old Andy amongst this bunch of fellas.

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:26

Ahem.

Bluntness, Marcus is spoken for.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/11/2016 20:27

Bluntness, first rule of MC threads, Marcus is Squoosh's. We wouldn't dare! 😏
Monica likes baldly guy.

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:27

Lol...you'll probably get bored of him...😂