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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:38

Nowt wrong with that squoosh they are cute

Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up
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Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:38

I wonder if these guys cook at home....

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:39

Dessert! Yes please. I would eat that with such happiness.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:39

Yep fuckery that's the programme I remember. Nigella and little Chinese spoons.

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:39

WTF did I not marry a chef?

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:40

Yup, something about a bloke than can cook,,,

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:41

'Feeodore wot you makin'?'

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:41

Oh Zoe. Why are you breaking my heart? Fucking carrot cake.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:41

A friend did marry a chef and her kitchen looked like a bomb had hit it every time he cooked "proper". He did prefer to do beans on toast when at home though having had enough of fine dining at work.

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:42

Don't take away my illusions, fourq.

You're probably right, though. Maybe I'll just convince my parents to move over here so Mum can cook for me all the time.

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:43

Ah now my chef fantasy is ruined,,,😞

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:43

Like Wayne's.Would eat all that.

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squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:43

I've been out with a chef, they are all massive boozers and coke heads!

Cute four, but also a bit.....creepy. But At least Michel doesn't have to fight me off too!

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:44

Sorry Grouchy
Sorry Blunt

It's cobblers shoes I am afraid Sad

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Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:44

I'm hungry now. Shit.

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:45

Come on Kamarl!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/11/2016 20:45

Yeah, they don't cook at home, they are never at home, they are miserable buggers.(wild generalisation, but I've never met a jolly one)
Quinoa? Fuck why?

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:46

Kamal may be saved by Marcus - tension da a dahhhhh

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:47

They can't all do well. How will they choose who goes through?!

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:47

Oh good man Andy!

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:47

Andy is good. I'd eat all that too.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/11/2016 20:48

Id eat Andy's huge plate of pork.
Miso fucking caramel. Christ. Miso is like piss.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:48

She's flipping adorable, despite the carrot cake.

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:48

Desserts should have chocolate in them, I think there's a law about that.

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:49

It looks a bit dull to me but I'm glad she's getting good feedback