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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:07

Down squoosh down. I saw him first Grin

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:07

As do all right thinking people, June.

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 23/11/2016 20:08

I prefer the skills test.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:09

How could they not think he is a bit of a tit. I want to know what he has on the BBC producers to have such a high profile with so little talent.

Yeah well down Kamarl

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squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:09

Another one for us to time share 😻

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:09

Gregg likes Marcus.

Hooray Kamarl!

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:10

Zoe is pushing my maternal buttons and I'm only 10 years older than her.

JuneFromBethesda · 23/11/2016 20:11

Naturally everyone thinks he's a tit, it just mildly amuses me that he is so obviously superfluous to the whole procedure. Except as a timepiece.

four I want to know how the hell he has managed to find not two but three (or is it four now?) women willing to marry him. shudders

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:12

She seems a nice little lass - patronising, moi? Hope she does well.

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JuneFromBethesda · 23/11/2016 20:12

I've never had polenta I really enjoyed but I do love carby stodge, so I feel I should love it. Marcus' polenta did look fabulous. All that parmesan ... drool ...

Spookle · 23/11/2016 20:12

This looks like a great dish and I'm going to try cooking it one day. Have added polenta to this weeks shopping list as a start.

Kamarl did great and it looks like Zoe has had a good go too.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:12

I bet he pays them.

Yay Zoe!

This is unprecedented. I've never liked two chefs in a row before.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:13

June I have no idea. If his dancing is anything to go by he can't be any good in the sack

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fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:13

Grouchy!

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cauliwobbles · 23/11/2016 20:14

Zoe looks like Aunt Flo from Bod!

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:14

I worry for humanity that so many women have wed the gormless one, and I dread to think how many more have willingly disrobed for him.....

The world can be a very confusing place 😥

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:14

I made the carbonara for my lunch today. Was very naice.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/11/2016 20:15

Aw little Zoe. Wayne isn't completely ugly either.
I love polenta, lovely stodgy creaminess, not like Wayne is cooking.

Spookle · 23/11/2016 20:15

June I think it is is forth time as I saw it on his Wiki entry yesterday. I was surprised enough for it to be memorable!

JuneFromBethesda · 23/11/2016 20:17

Confusing indeed squoosh

Grin Spookle

I need to scroll back to last night's comments, but did anyone else find the first chef who did well rather appealing? Max, was it?

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:17

I like crunchy pinenuts me. I've never enjoyed polenta though.

It's a good thing that chef's name is Wayne or I might have liked him too.

JuneFromBethesda · 23/11/2016 20:17

WTF. Tartar of lamb with coffee egg yolk.

Pass me a bucket.

Bluntness100 · 23/11/2016 20:18

That poltentw challenge wasn't hard,,,I'm fairly sure i could do that,,,all challenges not created equal,..

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:18

Oh yes, there was definitely something about Max.

No thanks to raw meat and confit eggs. (Which series was it where they ALL did confit eggs? Was it regular Masterchef this year?)

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:18

I was hoping for a delicious pudding 🎂