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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:50

hesterton I rubbed at my computer screen for ages to get rid of the dot on it before realising it was an accent on the O.

I like that Max chef. Pork and apple sauce is one of life's beauties.

hesterton · 22/11/2016 20:51

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:52

Adam's dish looks pretty. Not sure about juicing an asparagus.

BiscuitTinClarabel · 22/11/2016 20:53

Ooh can I delurk too?

We are enjoying the textures of cauliflower grainy and snotty here

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:54

Nina may hate to lose but she's not winning the battle with her roots.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:54

Blown it Nina and totally doesn't get it either.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:55

I want ninas to be crap. And lo and behold!
They aren't used to those flavours-bit arrogant there pet.

Spookle · 22/11/2016 20:55

OhWhat Yuk! I didn't even know his name but I dislike him! Seems like a failed drama luvvie with a touch of slimy Swampy. Can't even bear to listen to him.

I need to get a grip on watching, reading, making tea and typing. Max's looked lovely. Nina's plate looks messy to me. Missed all the rest.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:56

Yy Fuckery. Lovely comment from Nina.

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:58

Oh Spookle they'll all be having a sharp intake of breath at your verdict, they're all big Jay fans.

Spookle · 22/11/2016 20:58

fourquenelles Lick?? Jay wotshisface?? No. No. No. I would rather lick.. well, lots of other things. No.

How did the strawberry risotto go down?

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:59

They hated it Spookle

More Jay for me then Wink

See you tomorrow one and all.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:59

well at least we will be united in our loathing of the grocer.
Right see you gourmands tomorrow.

squoosh · 22/11/2016 21:01

I'm off to cook 342 textures of cauliflower.

Spookle · 22/11/2016 21:02

Oh gosh, surely you jest?? I suppose one man's meat is another man's poison. To be fair I only don't listen to him because of the way he looks and his accent. It's nothing personal.

SallyGardens · 22/11/2016 21:22

Ooh, Greg got to wield the Stopwatch of Doom tonight, didn't he :)

MsGameandWatch · 23/11/2016 17:27

I really love MW but some of his skills tests just suck don't they? What was the cod roe all about? Hmm

MitzyLeFrouf · 23/11/2016 17:36

The skills test segment really drags for me. The roe looked Envy

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/11/2016 18:56

It's ok Spook, but you ain't seen nothing like getting personal vicious when there's someone on mc that we take a dislike to, this is like the centre of the vipers nest. But we are flipping hilarious.

fourquenelles · 23/11/2016 20:03

Gather round the John Dory one and all

I learnt to fillet fish doing my Biology A level (and rats but not much call for that in MC)

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squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:05

I feel a bit disloyal to Marcus but that isn't pushing any of my buttons

squoosh · 23/11/2016 20:06

Oh hi there Kamarl!

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:06

Oh I like Kamarl. Hope he does well.

JuneFromBethesda · 23/11/2016 20:06

Monica and Marcus think Gregg is a tit, don't they?

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2016 20:07

Not at all superficial us.