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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:37

Textures of cauliflower BINGO

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:38

Strawberry risotto?!

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:38

Did she say strawberry risotto??

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 22/11/2016 20:38

Strawberry risotto is heaven.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:39

I like fruit in my salads (sorry squoosh ) but in risotto? Not sure about that.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:40

Yeah b'bye Nina MC Smuggerson.
More textures of cauliflower.

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:40

Oh it's all about the cauliflower textures tonight!

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:40

I've got some cauliflower in me fridge. Wonder if I should make some textures with it.

Spookle · 22/11/2016 20:40

Ah OK. Thanks for explainin(g).

I can just see scene in the edit suite - OK, we've got 4872 scenes and 83472 exaggerated facial movements, lets get those numbers drawn and match these babies up.

I think Simon is David Walliams' long lost baby brother.

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:42

I'd forgotten about your deviant fruit tastes four!

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:42

Pork is popular tonight. Can't complain about that.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:42

I can see you are going to fit in Spook.
What's your opinion of Jay Raynor?

Spookle · 22/11/2016 20:43

Strawberry risotto?

Sounds like rice pudding with a spoon of jam in. Which I could just eat a bowl of.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:44

Bear in mind spookle that any answer other than "I want to lick him" is wrong.

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:45

Oy Matt.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:46

Not with salmon.
The morel truck has been in I see.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:46

You can't lick Jay Raynor. Too much hair.

Nasturtium leaves are big this year too.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:46

Now I get the Walliams vibe with Simon

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squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:46

Ugh Greg(g) is being PARTICULARLY bloody annoying tonight. Loves his stopwatch of power doesn't he?

Footle · 22/11/2016 20:47

Yes yes, Walliams. Don't like him much.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:48

Crikey Rory is a big man!

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ThereYouAre · 22/11/2016 20:48

I wish Greggggg would say 'pork' like a normal person Hmm

hesterton · 22/11/2016 20:49

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squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:49

😱😱😱😱😱😱

Did he actually say he wanted to dip his pork in something wet?!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:50

If you dipped him in chocolate you could Kiwi.
Big Yins going.
I don't like pink pork.