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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:24

Happy to share squoosh Wink

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:25

Evening all. Now Marcus is God like we know, but I'm not touching anyone's taramasalata.
Think Greggs gurning is contagious.

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squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:26

You can have him on his grumpy days and I'll take him the other day a year 😄

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:26

She thinks she's better than she is. (Fine dining )

Spookle · 22/11/2016 20:27

Ah Greg(g), I used to think he was a simple cheeky chappie done good but I read something right here on MN that put me off him. I think about his behaviour towards women? Now he just irritates me.

Just saw this when I Googled Greg(g) to find out if one g or two. Whats' the story there? I have followed your spelling convention as tribute to a very entertaining thread.

Scathing Tweet to Monica

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:28

This guy is cute but the rising inflection needs to go! And as for a seafood chef not recognising cod roe.....

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:28

For goodness sake! Kidney?!! What are they teaching people in kitchens?

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SealSong · 22/11/2016 20:28

OMG they are all AWFUL!

I can't watch cringe

Spookle · 22/11/2016 20:29

Arrgh apostrophy betrayal! What's the story?

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:29

I like when the contestants remind me why I'm not a chef. I'd have chopped off all my fingers by now.

Spookle · 22/11/2016 20:29

Apostrophe - sob.

IvyWall · 22/11/2016 20:29

Rofl at kidney

Hope he doesn't make steak and kidney pie in his restaurant

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:30

The Greg(g) spelling is because of the pretentious extra "g"

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LineyReborn · 22/11/2016 20:30

Cringe plus, this one.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:30

Spookle it's a witty reference to a certain sausage roll emporium.
Well he's fucked up.

Footle · 22/11/2016 20:30

O god. Seafood maestro Matthew.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:31

The tweet is very amusing

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:31

Greggy thinks he's so clever with his "taramasdisaster". That's like my Dad and "Corochunder Street".

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:31

Everything the gormless green grocer does irritates us beyond measure so the extraneous g on his name is just further evidence of his wankery

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:33

This chef looked completely gormless till he put on his glasses. Now he has a touch of the Branaghs.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:33

Beautifully put squoosh

This bloke is doing OK. Well done Simon.

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squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:35

Yes he was like a nodding dog on uppers before putting the specs on.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2016 20:35

I can't watch this, the cods roe is making me a bit (boak)
"I don't like being watched" has he Seen MC before?

StCecilia · 22/11/2016 20:37

Textures of cauliflower!!!!

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