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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:12

Pile of sick on the plate

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:12

They were already in bed, fourq. I'll scowl at them in the morning. Grin

Spookle · 22/11/2016 20:14

Lurker delurking to express relief at finding this thread. It was hiding from me so place firmly marked.

I watched last weeks episodes over the weekend and read the thread as I watched and you lot seem as mad as an asparagus in a lemon cake Grin

That first carbonara chef looked delicious.

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:16

I wish someone would put greggs grimacing face through the pasta machine

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:16

It's mostly squoosh, Spookle.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:16

Hi Spookle

Are you a for Greg(g) or against Greg(g) type of person? There will be no judgement here either way unless you are wrong Grin

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IvyWall · 22/11/2016 20:16

Lol Squoosh. I hate him too

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:17
Shock

Monica looks like she wants to gut that chef.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:18

Waste of a good pasta machine squoosh.

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LineyReborn · 22/11/2016 20:18

Ooh harsh, Monica.

Yeah I could push Gregg into a mincer.

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:18

'As mad as an asparagus in a lemon cake'

😂

I'd already forgotten that horror

justdontevenfuckingstart · 22/11/2016 20:18

Well I would have eaten Adam's bowl of stodge. Hi all. Just gonna barge in after lurking if that's OK.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:18

Also: thou shalt speak no negatives about Monica for she is the best.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:20

Not sure I'll ever be eating taramasalata.

squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:20

What can I say Grouchy, I've been driven mad by my lust for Marcus 😍

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 22/11/2016 20:20

Who the fuck puts onions in carbonara?

Sorry Monica, but that's utter nonsense.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:20

Hi one and all!

Monica is lovely

Greg(g) is the talking clock

Marcus is mine pushes squoosh into the pasta machine

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squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:21

Cod roe looks so tempting..........

Footle · 22/11/2016 20:22

Nina looks as if she's gloating before she's even started.

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fourquenelles · 22/11/2016 20:23

This lass seems over confident

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squoosh · 22/11/2016 20:23

Oi four, you're treading on thin taramasalata there making eyes at my Marcus.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2016 20:24

Shock What the hell is she doing to those scallops?!

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