X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Omg granny G I wonder if my mother in law would...

Anyone hear the bottom of a barrel being scraped?

(80s I realised after I typed it, it sounded dodgy, but let left it out there).

I want Honey G to win because it would show the whole thing up for what it is really!

Just up to squeezy balls, had to FF through Sam as was grim

Look good?

poor Mr Legend.

She is so embarrassing. It's like a male version of a midlife crisis.

Poor John Lennon. I bet he wishes he had asked for double amount he was paid.

Where are the turtles? Or Jedward?

Or anything to stop this?

HOney G.

Fantastic voice

Not. She is in eminem whites and looks ridiculous

Nancy I can hear them scraping the soil under the barrel.

I do too RJ.

Alright...stop.

No really, just stop.

dillite Poor John Lennon indeed, resurrected for this shit.

I can't even watch this. She can't be serious.

I can do this better, I just demonstrated for dd, I think she might be calling childline now to rescue her

Wish she would stop emphasising "baby"

I still know all the words to this!

This is so awful.

I'd actually take Eminem non stop forever over her. She looks like she learnt rap from Urban Dictionary and wikipedia.

She looks out of breath, poor love.

Im slow tonight. I thought Emma was formula feeding for a good minute there. Could not make sense...

This song is one of my guilty pleasures. Dh and I can do the whole thing. She's making a decent stab at it to be fair. It sounds a little rushed though in a way Vanilla never did.

Oh wow, she didn't mention her name once.

(Looks and sounds, in fact)

Oh Lordy I don't know what to say

I feel for her

She must be having the last laugh I really hope she is

is she flammable? Anyone got a match?

She wasn't allowed to change the lyrics so couldn't put her own name in. She wanted to. David Bowie estate refused permission.

I hate the term "hater".