X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Thought it was Divas week

Why two MJ songs

The bum fluff tash is a shocker and I think his trousers must be very tight if he is making those noises

I get the afgan hound look when my hairdresser mel gets her GHD straighteners on my curly mop. Looks okish, i wash it and it looks crap again. Everytime.
Matt, one direction lookey likey, boring..sorry mate

RJ- no.

hth

I screamed like that giving birth

That was bleedin' awful. Hate high pitched boy singing

That actually is a very good question Mr Rousette and one I have wondered myself.

Honestly. The judges are just losing all credibility unless the sound in the arena is way way better than tv they have all been screechy shite.

This is the first night i have actually watched it since the auditions. My god they are all quite boring. Quite like the boyband 5 after midnight.

I would never have guessed it was Diva week looking at that song list. Sam smith, vanilla ice, earth song

Enthusiasm- because it's the Mariah version of the Jackson 5 song. So they can cheat that way

He's got balls. Ho hum. He's someone's son Si. Stop it.

He does have balls, I think they were caught in a vice

He went flatter than a pancake near the end.

Flatter than Ryan, even

Awkward man hug to Matt from Dermy

Rousette my DH's comments are quite similar, but having a teenager he's used to the bumfluff, twatty hair and daft clothes. e takes great offence at the Sharpie eybrows though

nancy stop it haha... on the wine and I might spill some if you carry on with this wit!

you know, listening to the ad break then, I'm starting to miss Olly Murs a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Trey? As in milk tray?
Never heard of him.
But he will be there.

Nancy, that was funny!

What is up with Simon? Either parenting is catching up with him or he has stopped the Botox.

A sensible husband your Mr.MacG!

Mr.Rou has gone off to watch some subtitled nonsense asking if I would like to join him. What??? says I ! I need to torture myself with this rubbish! (besides which I can't read subtitles and drink wine)

80s- he was there. For about 3 and a half minutes, in 1993.

Raahh, oh err! Probably, knowing Mariah. ( never met her)

Oh here we go.

See, Doggy G, I can go with.

I think that Colin G was Shazza's dog.