X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Honey, vanilla ice, G!
With shiny hair.
Doggy G, Doggy G! Doggy style

Is that a move? Not some sort of nervous tic?

Brian: 'The challenge tonight is topping yourself' Oh go on Honey, put us all out of our misery

Ice Ice baby (hone) Ice Ice Baby

Would have worked

so, we have Elfish, Relley and Four Diamonds to come? Have I missed someone?

Diamonds are doing that awful Bang Bang thing that the Four Binbags did. I hope they are better than last week- they were dreadful, but under prepared.

When she does Born to run on a harley..thats when i will believe in Honey!

Hey all, I am watching on catch up, just got to Honey Fucking G. It's OK though because I have wine.

Steamed eyes? No thank you.

Noisy, it must be a lot of wine to make this ok

Or have you put the corks in your ears?

nancy I am prepared to drink enough to numb the assault on my ears

Its noisy! Hi mate, yep, loads more to go.
I feel Ryan may be bottom 2 this week. I like him, but its close.

Noisy I'm taxi ing tonight, can't even have a drink

Why is the show making a huge deal of Honey G do they want her to win?

Oh- Emily!- I forgot Emily.

Easily done, though. She can be a bit forgettable.

Oh looks like we have our first vocal casualty.

Ive started doing MMA training at 9 on Sundays which has put the kibosh on drinking on Saturdays. So I am watching this shit sober. Feel for me.

Honey g is the only reason anyone's watching, once she goes their ratings will collapse

I just read about the Honey G fix controversy. It'll be interesting to see how they explain this one...

John legend.. He looks so underwhelmed.
Bless

RJ my smpathies are with you!

nancy

The dancing bloke needs to have a serious word with himself, what the fuck does he think he looks like?

This song is done to death. I do like Relley though. But this has the potential to be shouty.

Aaaaaand I'm all caught up, woohoo!

Had to join the party late on account of actually cooking for a change (OH is head chef usually bless him) out of a recipe book & everything

Not been overly impressed with anyone so far, though I thought Sam did a good job considering the crap song choice.