X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Nancy I have one like that. It's a great way to get the bathroom cleaned.

So, I'm going with Elfish, Ryan and possibly Sam in the bottom 3.

Erm- anyone else got a yodeller in the ad break?

Destiny you saucy minx

ooooh, Destiny!

Ouch Dillite !

Did any of you who are Irish notice that Shawn Mendes got the ring out of the brack

That man has beautiful hair, but I don't know what this advert is for

No I did watch X Factor last night! It was v late night and he turned up in his uniform...

I think Louis has on "a smoking jacket" .. sort of velvet and ridiculous

Thank you all.

I think Dermot might have joined the judges tonight in the drinking room.

On the Tutankhamun advert when he shout 'It's an entrance' I always want to shout 'No it's an exit!!!'

What the fuck is Saara wearing? Everyone must really hate her to be putting her into those "clothes".

Was he a real copper, Destiny or was it a Full Monty moment?

Destiny, now you're just showing off...

tell a lie. It's paisley. Can anyone tell I don't care who goes through?!!

I had the creepy yodelling ad as well. Scary!

Oh, i keep forgetting Emily. She may not be safe either.

OH fuckity fuck.

Even Shazza's shocked at that one

Oh ffs Saaraaaa, calm down!

If Saara was my contestant I would have pushed her off the stage myself.

Honey G? Again? Why?

Oh definitely a real police officer. Tho I did request he turned up in uniform. Even had his handcuffs on him!

HoneyG getting booed. Quite right too

Destiny, you go! He sounds lush.

Destiny you minx!

Do you lend him out Destiny?