X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Destiny do tell...

Is shawn mendes anything to do with Sam Mendes?
Dim lighting there, i cant see him

Nancy, if you DD is like my DS, she'll be hours. we'll keep you up to date

dillite Sean Mendes did that fucking irritating Stitches song.

DD has just announced she thought Four of Diamonds were called Four Rough Diamonds.

Fantastic.

Stitches was my 6 year olds favourite song for what felt like forever.

Oh yes, work doesn't have a half term.

Do tell Destiny!

Ok im upto busted, this song was shit then why are they singing it now and why aren't the contestants singing?

Four Rough Diamonds

Well this is dull.

Rough diamonds, bless! Still want them to try Ace of Spades though, keep the card theme going..
This is pretty boring.

Have mercy on us Sean, please stop.

Dd is a soap dodger, I swear she doesn't actually get in the shower, just chucks water round the bathroom

Nope Dillite, that sounds painfull too.
Destiny in the absence of actual enternainment spill c'mon

Four Rough Diamonds

I have wine tonight. I may make it through the whole programme!

The artists always perform a boring new song. No one cares about the new stuff.

Ouchy dilitte hope it gets better soon.

Rough Diamond DD is a soap dodger too. I have chased her into the bath tonight. It was an effort. Thus the wine.

Why is Louis wearing his morning dressing gown?

Haha a lady never kisses and tells

( but he was a fit copper and younger than me...! ) 😀😈

Ha the judges are pissed

Oh Dillite you poor thing, I hope it heals quickly that's nasty.

Did Dermot just say 'what a dish' about 18 year old Shawn?

Destiny, you mean you missed X factor in favour of a fit young man? What a peculiar choice, you must be mad