X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Ooooh, she's being booed. Looks like the audience are not fans of Honey G.

That stupid top knot that one of the rough diamonds are wearing should be ripped off her head.

Destiny

Forgot about the Diamonds as well.

I think Diamonds will go straight away, and Relley will be saved by the judges.

Another advert?

I didn't think police officers still used handcuffs! I thought they were using those plastic things that are impossible to remove.

Oh, I think I've got the bloke with the hair on the Nescafe ad.

Honey boo! Wasnt that a reality show in america?
What will she sing for fright night?

I'm sure he'd be v happy to be used and abused by some lovely ladies! He's just a FWB, CBA with relationships anymore so have a little harem instead. Also got a fireman and a dentist...!!

I think that Honey G singing will the be fright night.

Caught up now, my guess for honey g on fright night is ghost busters ( dd and I were discussing this earlier, I really have no life)

Good god Destiny, covering all bases there eh?
God for you..

Good rather

Destiny, I'm impressed, you have all major emergencies covered!

A dentist Destiny? That would be useful.

Ooh Destiny I have er, 'enjoyed the company' of a fireman before. He was part time model too. 'Twas possibly my finest achievement during singledom

Destiny

Funny isn't it, how the female acts come on here are semi naked. The male guests are usually suited and booted.

Yet it's all about the voice , innit?

Where's your astronaut Destiny? Everyone needs one.

John legend..yawn.
Nice suit though.

That is an awful song. Go away Mr Legend.

And the astronaut would be handy because he wouldn't be around for long stretches, thus giving you time to concentrate on the others.

I'm just ignoring John Legend.

I saw John Legend play live at a charity concert once. Wasn't a big fan but his voice live was amazing!

His flies look like they're about to come undone lol

Destiny, you need a labourer and an Indian Brave

ooh, and Astronaut, with a shiny helmet...

shit song.

Maybe Simon will ask you to strip to your pant?