X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Erm..you wouldn't put them through to bootcamp, would you?

The backing is very loud.

This is weird

Lord this is worse I think

Well, it's so loud, we can't even tell who is 'singing' Busted, or the 'acts' .

Anyone betting on the wheel of Fright Night yet?

Ooh think they are hotter now they are men rather than boys! Isn't one of them married to Emma Willis?

I hate this so much it hurts.

That was two lines of the song, so somewhat pointless.

I thought Busted had split years ago..
Hi all, v late tonight! Hope your all well.

I am here watching too

Aw Ryan

Evening! I'm here. I have a very sore boob, so I need some shitty television to distract myself from it.

Liney- oh yes, the random jukebox..

Oh, the repeat of earth song was painful .But Simon can spell, so good for him.

Bonsoir, so who's going to be in the bottom two tonight then?

My money's on Elfish and Ryan (did we choose a nickname for him?)

I really need gin for this, but it's a school night so I'll have to stay strong

I'm here but telly is on pause while dd finishes having a shower ( flooding the bathroom) will catch up soon!

Busted still exists? Why? Who listens to them?

Have you had a boob related accident dillite?

ooh Dillite Ouch
I think it will be Elvish and Ryan too although Emily bored the shit out of me, I can't even remember her last night

I'm recovering from a late night tryst this evening so no alcohol tonight. Making it v difficult.

( got a sore boob too but for a different reason..!)

Louis loves everyone, bless him.
Anyone missing Grimmy? Who.?

I thought it was half term week, Emma? Or are you somewhere else from South East?

Elfish makes me wish I was drinking watching this.

No am in Midlands, meant a work night.

Do not read past this point if you are squeamish- I had a boil on it that ruptured and it looks like there's a bit of an infection going on now. Wearing a bra is fun!

I have no idea who Sean Mendes is. I feel oldz.