TOWIE

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Anyone watching? What the dickens was in 'them emails'? who the buggery fuck do the self proclaimed 'Pegan' think they are? And is this before Lydia did the 'Island' or after? .. and one last dilemma, once you have dallied with a TOWIE romance how long until you are allowed to have ex again?

I was just thinking, surely the media/production company/cast contrive these situations so as to have something to make a new series with? It's practically real-time I believe (might be filmed a week or so before its aired) but it can't be coincidence that that week Pete's ex sells a story on him, Lydia sleeps with Arg etc there's no plot otherwise. TOWIE used to have more dimensions than just a couple of people's relationships and now they need them to create drama to continue. Mind you, I'll still watch, I'm a sucker for celeb trash.

Used to like Lydia Bright, (I'm sensing the irony in the name), now I just think she's a horrible user. She has consistently called Arg selfish yet she doesn't want him but doesn't want anyone else to have him. She spits her dummy out because she sees him kiss someone else so snaps her fingers and he comes running only for her to bin him for the 756th time. BORRRRRING.
And yeah completely agree about "pegan". Get over yourselves. I'm developing an rsi from all the cringing i do when they're on screen

I'm quite cynical about the whole 'pegan' bollocks. It's great publicity for the pair of them to flog their calendars/clothes/selves. If you were so angry about the person you love 'sexting' someone else - would you let that argument be filmed? Also I didn't see the Rolex get handed back in the trailer for Wednesday!

Yes, that Crumbly, because presumably you'd have to 'schedule' the argument for when they are filming.

My Op was meant to say how long until you are allowed to have SEX again!! Poor Dashing Dan's not allowed any Marbs magic despite not being with Kate any more, Arg isn't allowed to kiss anyone .... and god forbid any poor girl gets any Lochy love! Jesus as well as Dashing Dan, Arg and poor Lochy wept
That row made me wonder if Megan's 'rage' is all for show? if she was really as truly apoplectic as she appeared that Rolex would have been in the sea!!

And yes, I thought Lydia had something about her - she hasn't has she!!!!

On planner. Watch tom

Lyd? There's something of the night about you. And I don't just mean Arg. So do fuck off dear. And take your fillers with you.

Chloe L? Still a scornful grimmer. Dfod to you as well. And take your air time seeking girl band members with you.

Did have a chuckle at Chloe asking Lyd 'what went down?' though. What went up more like. And if his curry house analogy is anything to go by it was right in the bhaji...

Pegan, Dockie and Kan? Hard work. Gulag level.

I can't believe Lydia slept with arg again 😱🙄

Then tells her mum

And what was in THAT email ........

Yes if you split up you are not allowed to kiss let alone sleep with anyone else

And pete is so lovely yet gets horrible girlfriends who don't appreciate him 😢

Oh I don't know about lovely Pete. I'm not a Megan fan but the evidence of the sexting is pretty damning. He's a bit of a dirty dog.

I agree - I thought Pete was going to be a lovely 'gentleman' for a change until he was on a first date with Megan in some sushi place and said he 'really wanted to fuck her' - mmm romance isn't dead!

I am desperate to know what was in the email.

Those emails can't have been that bad if Lydia was willing to sleep with him again. I think Megan has been taking acting lessons from "Friends". She always looks like she's doing smell the fart acting

That Courtney is a trouble maker, the whole cringe girlband think is something to immature for my 13 year old niece to do.

It's beginning to just go round in circles towie, Lydia and Arg, danni and locke, horrible gemma desperate for anyone.

Gemma's boobs looked weird in that revealing dress

Where as Chloe's I thought were going to escape

It's because Gemma's are real I think! They remind me of mine but I wouldn't wear a dress like that if you paid me!

Locky is relieved to be out of that relationship though I do think he cares about her. She can't stand his relief so gets all stressed out even though she knows it's the right thing not to be with him - push me pull me thing isn't it?

I cannot STAND Lydia and Arg - I fast forward their scenes.

How dare that little upstart Courtney lay into Chloe Sims like that? She's fast on the way to becoming programme villian. I see that she and her wet lettuce mate Chloe are on the opening credits now so looks like we are stuck with them.

Anyone else think that John was on his best behaviour? Trying to show us all how polite and lovely he was really.

Chloe Sims is an embarrassment. She needs to grow up and stop squabbling like a child with women who are ten years younger than her.

And I need to grow up and stop having strong opinions on these Towie muppets!

I like Chloe S but I have to agree arguing with them young uns is embarrassing. And why is Vas still in it? He contributes nothing. He's as vacuous as Chloe L. Maybe that's why he doesn't like her - she's competition for the crown of most souless individual in a reality series. I wonder if that'll be a category at the next BAFTA's.

I need to get a life and stop being so invested in this show

Agree about vast, pointless and bitchy.

The megan and Pete break up tonight, megan is not my favorite but what a piece of shit Pete is, used to like him, now he's a stupid twat with stupid twatish hair

Poor Megan, she fell for his shit..mind you he's always been convincing as the 'gent' hence his popularity.

Does he have to turn up at an office or go to work tomorrow after this?

I remember Towie of old when it was quite charming and dare I say it ? Real!!! . I don't even buy the Pegan argument . Convenient.
Chloe Simms gives me rage . She's like a mob wife always talking about loyalty and respecting people. Arguing with young girls. She's a mother of a young girl she needs to grow the fuck up.
Who wears full make up on the beach ? Dani wanted to know why they weren't tanning , maybe the suns rays couldn't get through Mac foundstion

Yer chloe dims annoyed me guaranteed if a guy she didn't like did that they'd be scum of the earth.

Why can't megan cry? It's coming across quite fake