TOWIE

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Anyone watching? What the dickens was in 'them emails'? who the buggery fuck do the self proclaimed 'Pegan' think they are? And is this before Lydia did the 'Island' or after? .. and one last dilemma, once you have dallied with a TOWIE romance how long until you are allowed to have ex again?

That programme makes me want to vomit.

It has been a dull series.

Bored of Pete just repeating that he'll do whatever it takes (bar not sending dick pics to randoms) He'll do it again no doubt but she'll take him back.

Not sure how any of the women do anything with there ridiculously long pointy nails.

Kate and Dan are boring now too, he obviously doesn't want her but she isn't going to let anyone go near him.

Courtney is pointless as are all the chloes.

I thought Pete was sexting to give himself a get out of jail free card with Megan. So that she would go ballistic (check) and dump him (check) and then he would be a free agent. But obviously I was totally wrong (check) as always (check check)

And it's irrelevant, but I was in Danniiiiiii's shop recently and her mother is lovely. (Danniiiiiiiiiii wasn't there. Perhaps she knew I was going to drop my fat arse by)

My daughter looks a bit like Courtney, so I have a vested interest. (98 degrees of separation and all that jazz)

Finally somebody with some balls! Loved Amber putting her foot down. Now if she'd just remove those hideous fake lashes I'd like her even more. They look like they're weighing her face down.

Do you think Megan styles herself like the kids from Toddlers and Tiaras? It's the over worked hair that does it. I need to get a life. I'm too old for this

Last night was boring

Well done Amber for not simpering into his arms

Just reliesed I don't think any towie smoke?

With that amount of hairspray, a non smoking cast is probably for the best.

I caught some vintage TOWIE this morning, Amy, Sam, Mark, Lauren, Kirk, it was such a laugh. It wasn't just about boyfriend/girlfriend drama, it was about their lives, their jobs, their friendships, the girls were typical 'Essex' and loving it, their convos seemed natural. It's soooo bland now.

There's a big disconnect between the young cast and the old timers. I don't get why either group bothers about what the other group thinks.
Everyone has dated everyone now and everyone has made friends and broken friends. It is all a bit repetitive. ( understatement).
Even the cast are saying things like " are the boys taking their clothes off again" and " why don't we just draw a line under it". Not sure how they will fill the series.

I'm so bored with it all.Nothing and I mean nothing is happening, every episode is just some weak excuse to dress up and go to yet another party. . . YAWN!!! I was actually disgusted at myself that I sat up last night to watch such dross. Should definitely stop watching.

It is very dull at the moment, nothing happens and none of them are particularly likable anymore. Getting to the point where won't bother watching anymore

Yep, there are literally no storylines at all. Pretty dire.

Its the worst its ever been! No characters at all. Georgia/Amber/Kate/theotherone/andhermate are all the same! As for the boys I can't remember their names! Its all moaning on about rubbish relationships week after week!
All the cheeky Essex banter and fun has been sucked out of it. Lydia and Arge have been on and off having the same argument for 6 years!!! SO DULL.

That lunch with Megan's parents was so awkward!!

I've just googled 'the pictures', Pete & Lockie Ann Summers brand ambassadors 😉

The blatant advertising push with Lydia and The coat showing off the Select website and it then being all over the adverts is embarrassing ...

Chloe L is such a drip, Ben is lucky to walk away ...

So Megan is having a strop as pete worked as a model and she doesn't like the pics. ?

I felt sorry for parents. They prob thought their daughter was being a spoilt brat !!!

I think Pete should run for the hills, I know the texting thing was wrong but the way she spoke to him in front of her parents was disgusting.
I can't believe her parents sat back and didn't say anything to her, I would be mortified if my Dd behaved like that

Apart from the plumbing one and Lockie any idea if the others actually have jobs?

PS. It is incredibly dull nowadays.

Though I did laugh at the snake drama and Bobby in the aeroplane. Very funny.

Pete runs an agency that supplies locum doctors I think!

Dan Edgar is an electrician ...