TOWIE

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Anyone watching? What the dickens was in 'them emails'? who the buggery fuck do the self proclaimed 'Pegan' think they are? And is this before Lydia did the 'Island' or after? .. and one last dilemma, once you have dallied with a TOWIE romance how long until you are allowed to have ex again?

DH has just asked why they had moon faces!! ... see you all on Weds fellow Towettes

Christ I always thought fillers would give you cheek bones but clearly the opposite. I wonder why they are desirable when they make faces look chubbier?

I think chubby cheeks are meant to give a more youthful appearance that's why Kylie, Madonna etc. have them. But these girls are only in their mid twenties so I've no idea what they're trying to achieve.

what's hilarious about Lydia/Debbie having a go at Danielle for telling people about her and Arg is that it's on the TV for the whole country (or those of us that are sad enough to watch it) to see!!

Debbie is way to involved in Lydia's life, if I was venting to my mum and she text that person I'd be livid.

Pete is so pathetic and annoyingly self pitying

That filler look is not flattering!! They looked all puffy and bloated and pillow faced which is not good!

Megan looked the most natural and that's saying something!

filler also makes them shiney. its so unatural looking i wonder why they do it.

that and lips that dont meet in the corners. really silly.

Dan has weird hair, his hairline is quite low isn't it? That hair wouldn't look out of place on one of the characters in Saturday Night Fever or some other seventies movie.

Or Lego

I am disappointed in Debbie if the text is real (and I'm rapidly thinking nothing is on this show!). I always thought she was quite wise and kind. Obviously I get the protective Mother bit maybe what Danielle said was pretty bad? I can't be doing with Pete's silly sad voice for much longer!

I'm sure Pete was wearing one of Mary Berry's jazzy bomber jackets the other day.

Arg may stand a chance if she didn't bRag to his mates eveytune he kissed shags Lydia

The make up is a bit ott but always looks shiney so Looks bad

Georgia and Chloe used to be best friends???? When

Debbie butt out !!! And yes the whole world knows you slept with arg Lydia

Via arg lol

No relationship is safe on towie if both star on the show

Chokers are obviously a thing then.

Oh and what they did to Bobby was cruel.

Chokers are only a big thing because the fillers have forced their face wrinkles down to their necks...

What is it with Debbie? Don't be popping at Dani because your daughter is making a clot of herself on national telly. You'd be better off concentrating on your daughter's extravagant use of fillers. Her top lip is nearly touching her eyebrows.

Georgia. I'm not sure what you have done to your top lip lovey but it's bordering on Fanny Craddock. You are a bonny lass. You don't need to do that to yourself.

"Her top lip is nearly touching her eyebrows" Just brilliant
Yeah Debbie needs to stop being so invested in her daughter's love life it's bordering on creepy. How has Danielle embarrassed her family? Lydia did that all by herself. Liked that Danni stood up for herself and also liked Meg's mum.

I've got to admit I loved megan's fringe.

Why do they keep wanging on about Chloe having made some joke about fancying Dan? They're not together anymore!

Megan's mum was great. 'Jog on son'. Or words to that effect!

I wish Chloe L would stop crying!

Nice to see normal parents - Megan's seem sweet and quite right to give PETE a hard time

She will obv get back with him

Debbie should keep nose out and DANNI didn't do anything. Arg tells them all everything

Poor Bobby. Tho why go up in a tiny plane - he manages to fly to Marbs and Ibiza each summer

The curse of not being able to talk to someone ex dan strikes again

New ben Seems nice ........

I think It was because Dani said that Arg & Lydia slept together on Celebrity Juice before the Marbs scenes were aired. Pretty nasty texts to Dannii though.

We are obviously going to have to go through months of Megan and Pete on and off now!

I presume the Rolex are sponsored and not actually just a gift from Pete....Megan deleted all photos of her and Pete from Instagram ..but left the pic on with both of their arms and the Rolex's -seems a bit odd. I think she would have really chucked it back at him with that temper-she wears at every opportunity-smacks of being paid to wear it to me!

Oh dear -Megan's dad isn't really a natural on screen is he...and looks younger than Pete!

I can't see a luxe brand like Rolex wanting their products associated with something as low end as towie. I bet they hate it in fact. Even Casio is too high end for the Essex crew.

Is it just me who literally can't stand Dani. ? She's horrific. I remember how,flash and but hey she was to Lauren Pope.

I wondered when anyone will be able to date Dan. Kate still seems really into him. I do like how they speak as though Brentwood is the whole of Essex (I'm in Essex eye roll). Thought Lockie handled the Dani break up well. Sad Pete stooped so low as I'd never have thought it Of him and a bit sad he wasn't texting me.

Not hugely inspired by this series. It's a bit boring. Really dislike Courtney. She's awfully dim.