The XFactor Lives *Week One*

[TheFairyCaravan]

I couldn't find a thread and iirc Raahh is out tonight so I thought I'd do it.

Brooks have been suspended because one of them has been sending abusive messages to their ex girlfriend.

Good evening, I am ready, I have cake and chocolate!
Are brooks the kids that look about 12?

Yeah, the twins.

I am.... here! And so it is starting.......

Oh look women in their pants. We've not seen that before!

have earplugs - check
have wine - check

Bring it on Dermot!

Evening all!

You can tell they've got time to fill!

We're this lot put together for the show?

Ooh flat shite.

Who is not appearing?

This is not good!

Am here with wine.
These guys can not sing live.

Is there a theme?

Was that just miming?

Not too terrible for week one!

Anyone know why those two brothers aren't on tonight?

shiiiiiiiite

Song doesn't really go with them, I don't think...

What a load of crap.

Yawn

Heard it all before

However they have good voices and they are just gonna be churned up in the Xfactor machine like lots of other singers

They are sooo not making it their own.

They didn't look like pop stars.

They didn't sound like pop stars.

That was really bad.

Did I hear something different to the judges?

It did look like some of it was mimed?

Is the one on the end Tom Daley?

Dh and both went 'miming'? At the same time, so I'm not sure I imagined it.

Dailyfail says investigation into allegations that one of the twins hit his girlfriend at a new yrs party, he says she got hit when trying to break up the fight he was involved in.

Bad karaoke