The XFactor Lives *Week One*

[TheFairyCaravan]

I couldn't find a thread and iirc Raahh is out tonight so I thought I'd do it.

Brooks have been suspended because one of them has been sending abusive messages to their ex girlfriend.

Bets as to who lasts longer - Shazza or Shitsinger?

My money's on Sharon

Haha Emma yep!

My DH is now talking about Denise VanOuten... you have to understand he normally has not a clue... yes, we've been drinking... it's our wedding anniversary That's my excuse!

I feel like I need to be shitfaced in order to be able to hear the same thing that the judges are also hearing. I hope Honey G is on soon, I'm watching Macbeth at 9.

I reckon Shazza will start stomping off home again as soon as someone criticizes one of hers.

Happy anniversary Roussette

I have a shit memory so every time an act is introduced I think 'who?' Then I see the previous auditions and go 'oh yeah, her....'

Does Gifty ever take those earrings out?

Dead mum, massive earrings & lives in a tower block, she's bringing out the big guns for week 1

Thank you Greater !!!!

Nick yep that's me.

I just think... oh yeah gifty I think I saw her...

Ooh good luck Greater I'll have another for you.

DH does not like Gifty, I sense some ranting coming

Pooh squat!

Can't stand Gifty, she thinks she's won already.

This is Fleur East without hair

Massive camel toe on those dancers

Happy Anniversary Roussette

Well this is shit.

I realized why the judges think they're so good, they have the backing vocals turned up so high you can barely hear the singers!

She appears to be wearing pleather, fishing net and bandages, did stylists think it was Halloween week?

Oh god. She is really annoying me

Nancy
Congratulations Rousette

Is Nicole pissed? (Please say yes 😂)

I haven't missed Ontario and honey g have I? I'm only here for the shits n giggles (literally)

Happy Anniversary Rousseau

Gifty could have cleaned her flat before the filming.

Nancy

Yes what are waiting for?

A tune?

Some tone?