The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

80s, I get that.

Dillon St.Twit is verrrrrry irritating. And manicured eyebrows are not a good look

£5k budget for a shopping trip!

£5k budget for clothes

I'm in the wrong job life

I'm more of a George at Asda chick.

Not totally sure how they managed that

Tis a bit unfair. 8 of them on winning team and 6 on the other. It must make a difference

The other team only won because of Jessica selling loads of scarves.

Ha, yes, not a shopper here mate. I tend to shop like blokes do, in the store, buy and out! All that wandering round my friends do..grrr
If i won the lottery i doubt it would change me.
They went to a house, a very big 'ouse in the country..

the personal shopping thing would be tempting if there were not 5 people standing around giving more or less shit advice.

Although Silver St Eyebrows pulled back the personal shopping I guess

Surely this has to be it for Mackai? He's been on the losing team several times now.

Uh oh, window is coming back to get them...

Loving silver st eyebrows

the thought of someone bringing me every pair of black trousers in the store in my size to try on ...

Monobrow is pathetic. Nearly selling a £1K bag is totally irrelevant.

If I was one of the customers and watched this back I'd be mightily pissed off I d been advised by a load of people who know bugger all!

Gronya is gorgeous... envy city on my sofa

So true Unicorn!

I nearly bought a 1k bag once..ha ha ha! As it..

Yes how is she pulling off that undercut, good work.

They've got more money than sense unicorn probably wouldn't even have the sense to care

As if rather

Can think of a thousand things I would spend a thousand quid on than a handbag

Oh dear, she can not make her mind up at all.