Neighbours Thread - Brad's children are delightful, aren't they?

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So nice to see his sensitivity and emotional maturity has been passed on to the next generation.

Woodhill you are not wrong. Paige - yawn (with a side order of irritating), David - double yawn. And Tyler has buggered off somewhere so not even a hope of gratuitous topless eyecandy (I'm unsure if that angry is at Neighbours or the fact that I'm probably old enough to by Tyler's mother)

I loved today's ep. Everyone in Ramsey Street's been going on about the tremendous heat and fans on full blast the last few days and Paige and David in the city in shirt sleeves and red cocktail dress while all the passersby wearing great big fleeces and anoraks!

Paige is an unsympathetic character and a poor actress, so the whole pregnancy storyline is dull.

Brennan is one of those handsome guys that as soon as you speak to turns you off.

Brennan is a dick. Did he really describe Ellie as 'good value' or did I mishear?

They seem to be turning Brennan into an egotistical, bullying control freak

I miss old Brennan even if he did hook up with Kate. He came back from witness protection with a whole lame personality.

I've just read this theory about Dee's return - it's just about possible.

Totally makes sense. She must be really pruned.

I love that theory! It'll probably be another Harold memory loss though, as if "rescued woman with amnesia" wouldn't have been reported across Australia. My theory is that she was knocked unconscious & when she came round she'd had a personality transplant & became a cage fighter. Also, she's gay now & will create a love triangle with Steph & Josie's mum while Mark & Sonya get together & Toadie wallows in self pity until Nell makes him dress up like a fairy & dance around. Maybe Connor will come back for 5 minutes & also do fairy dancing. After that Toadie will be fine again.

She'll be an identical twin sister, separated at both and never talked about. Toadie will think he's fallen in love with her as he'll just see Dee, not her sister, but he'll have fallen for a ghost that never was blah blah blah and she'll be evil and con them out of all the money they don't have.

Oh Daff that's a good one

That's actually a really good theory daffy really hope you're right

Just read rrrose link, I've said to dh they can't do the whole memory loss thing again maybe she's a mermaid, shes certainly got the hair for it.

Have I missed something with Paige's pregnancy or is there an implication that someone other than the vicar is the father?

Could it be Tyler's baby??

It's Paige, it could be anyone...

I think there is a mislead to it being Tyler's but it's got to be rev unprotected sex. We'll have a bit of Typer drama out of it but I reckon we are getting Typer together for a bit as fans really want it and it's been coming so long.

So ex con Ned is doing community service in the high school. They don't have DBS or safeguarding in Oz then.

The Atlantis theory is totally possible. Or maybe they will do a Dallas and the whole 13 years will have been a dream?

Imagine if Sonya was all a dream 😍

A nightmare, Middle! Can't wait to wake up!

Just realised it might mean no Typer either. Maybe Toadie was in a coma but everything else happened and was stories from the street Susan told him everyday

I just hope it's a good reason she stayed away. They were so in love but run the writers do like to rewrite history. Brad and Lauren's love child Paige is just not true.

Anyhow. I have a theory on the the two pregnancies. I think Sonya will either lose the baby or it'll turn out to be Toadies. Mark will be gutted and seek comfort with his Ed Paige. She'll confess to mark that the baby is Jacks but doesn't want anyone to know. They continue to spend time together and eventually get together and mark gets to be a dad.

Oooooh hadn't thought about Mark playing dad to Paige's.

If Toadie was in a coma will he have the mullet when he wakes up?

Yes Rrross - and be 4 stone heavier.