Neighbours Thread - Brad's children are delightful, aren't they?

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So nice to see his sensitivity and emotional maturity has been passed on to the next generation.

Lmao, lunch time pleasures. Why are the Tanaka's in front of a city scape?

Lauren would sketch the bananas

Ned could break out that tattoo kit he got off of gumtree and tattoo the bananas onto Brad's arse cheeks. Would be better viewing than Brad's wedding dance.

Lou would pop back and try and flog the bananas at a significantly marked up price

And Susan would have sold the bananas in the first place as she has a sideline in phallic organics in addition to her eleventy million other jobs.

Sonya has been doing a lot of her earnest, committed face today as she tells Toadie what he's thinking and what he really wants.

She looks like a rat twitching its nose. She has rodent teeth.

Middle I think that on Neighbours being from 'The City' is code for 'completely untrustworthy'. Possibly they are worried that Slimy Tanaka's overacting hasn't rammed that point home hard enough yet, or that Twitchy Tanaka's alleged medical skills are undermining the untrustworthy vibe.

They should just get Ned (who has clearly been to the city one too many times himself) to tattoo 'dodgy' on their foreheads and be done with it.

Lmao

Ok so here it comes...
Brad passive aggressively talking about how he has to go and sort out his other child... well you're the one that made them! And did parent him. Btw you have 2 more too in case you forgot. For all we know you have one in every continent.

Next, Aaron, shit horse.

Paige's bra was like it was from 90s Tammy girl. How do you forget your bra? And not remember for a day?

Bleugh Sonya although obvious she's going to keep the PI on as on Friday 20th (a week on fri!!!!) she opens the door to a face from the past. I'm sure a PI isn't cheap so for both Sonya and Toadie to hire them at different times means neither can be keeping an eye on the bank account or they are taking it out of the respective work pots. Dodge as.

Brad, don't come at Tyler, you cunt. I hope Typer have found a wonderful apartment in the city for a week but the Brad and Terese both die and she gets the house and they move back and Lauren acts as a surrrogate mum.

Had a giggle at what was on Aaron's forehead to anyone in the blinds thread.

That is all... I think... might have been more

I'm very confused as to why Aaron was present at the meeting between Brad & Toadie re:Ned in y'day's episode... He hasn't suddenly become a lawyer has he? And surely Ned doesn't require a social media guru?
Mark & Sonya are ridiculous. He used to be sensitivity personified and now he's become so selfish.
Agree with Middle that Paige's underwear was a bit
I can't wait for Dee to actually show up

I thought exactly the same about the bra - how did she forget it? I had a very similar set from Miss Selfridge in the late 80s but it was white with red lipstick kisses. I had the matching nightie and dressing gown too.

Lots of clues yesterday about it being Toadie's baby - morning sickness and being early for putting pressure on her bladder.

The City is well dodge. No good comes from the City.

Not sure about the trendy camera angles today! And I bloody hate how Piper's parents are being. Typer are a brilliant couple and they've always ignored her so they can get lost.

Don't know if I can stand 9 months of earnest pregnant earth mother Sonya. Dee better not be a lookalike.

Brad deserves to be kicked in the knackers on a daily basis. Typer are meant to be! (For now?......) Oh how I wish Dee and Toadie were going to get a happy ending but I fear it will never be allowed 😭😭😭...Dee is the love of his life, not Saint Sonya....

Urgh those knickers were like those novelty satiny pants that old men wear on Valentine's Day

• not all old men, just the creepy zany ones

The camera on Mark! He was nearly off screen! I knew there was more to say.

I think the lookalike thing is being mentioned too much for it to happen. Def Dee but no idea how they will explain it. Also don't know if it's just Sonya she meets first and we have to wait for Toadie or if Toadie is home but then I guess he would be the one opening the door. Soooo excited!!!!!!!

Tyler should have Brad charged with assault! He covers up for Ned who committed a crime (and in doing that committed a crime himself) and then treats Piper and Tyler like criminals.

Liked to hear the reference to Harold coming back from the dead today. And Mark 'died' too! I don't think Dee's return will be a lookalike - too much build up for that. Hope it won't be amnesia or witness protection.

I was a bit confused by the comment about Harold. "We all thought Harold had died," said Toadie to Steph (or could have been the other way round). BUT they weren't in it when Harold came back as Ted from the Salvation Army, surely? It was way back in the day wasn't it?

Just had a mini debate with DH so googled- Harold disappeared 1991 and returned 96, toadie started 95 so would have been around for his return I guess

Interesting to hear Mark talking about Kate's death too. That's not been mentioned for a long time.

Brad needs to put his old head back on and chill the fuck out.

I wish new brad would fuck off (he was naff in H&A too) and old Brad would come back.

Wonder if I can find what he looks like now

Sonya actress is preggers in RL IMHO cos she is wearing baggy tops etc

Omg the interweb is insisting he is someone who doesn't look remotely like him! Not just changed but facial features too

WAit, I forgot there was a third Brad. He was always blonde brad to me

Done