Neighbours Thread - Brad's children are delightful, aren't they?

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So nice to see his sensitivity and emotional maturity has been passed on to the next generation.

Has Paige just jumped out of the balloon? Did I dream that?

Soooo...

Why the fuck didn't Regab talk to Elly straight away if it was so urgent she talk to Jacka?

Why did they only see to worry about the girls' safety and not their own with Jacka on the loose?

Why does Father Jack not understand technology?

The way everyone landed all over the place or in Lauren's case, sat against a tree, was amusing. I was impressed Paige jumped. Typically selfish but you gotta give her ballsy points.

Jack should get done for nicking Amy's car. I doubt her insurance covers him.

Why does Paul walk with a limp sometimes? I've not seen many amputees that do that. You'd think he'd have invested in a decent prosthetic when he was rich. Did they take that away when he was bankrupt as collateral?

Ha ha haven't even watched but bleugh at bug eyed Gary and ladybird sex moves

The people strewn around the scene of the crash got me too! And the draped balloon. When Karl asked for a drill I laughed out loud. Also thought typical of Paige to save herself. And that phone call to Jack that Piper sent started half way through, he'd have had no idea what she was on about!

So do we think that Steph will die as a red herring?

No I'm sure from spoilers I've read she sticks around. Drone thing a complete red herring.

Also lol at drill comment

Can finally read the thread now!

Gosh, all the drama. Didn't see the Steph bit coming at all.

If they were going to make Gary a (alleged) sexual master could they not have cast someone SLIGHTLY appealing?!

It's got to be "nobody gives a shit Regan" who dies.

Karl and the drill, I thought "that's a bit dark for Neighbours!" But then I remembered Susan acing Lou with a pen

How have the emergency services taken so long to get there. If there was time for Brad, Karl and Ben to get there then a blue lighting ambulance from erinsborough hospital next door to the lassiters complex would have got there quicker surely!

And as for using a drill on some without any anaesthetic she would go into shock from the pain unconscious doesn't equal not feeling anything!

And why did no one but no one think to call the emergency services on their mobile from the balloon?

Exactly - piper sent a text to jack but not ring the emergency services.

i dunno if I would call tbh as I wouldn't know what to ask for pre crash, might all be fine, might need a fire engine because you're stuck in a tree, don't know where you'll land etc

They don't need emergency services, Karl's there!

Paige in her underwear was very home and away!

Mark really should check for a pulse before doing chest compressions.

Paige acknowledged her selfishness! But then Jack became more annoying than Paige.

Actually beamed a smile when Tyler turned up. I hope if they do get together it's not going to be a flash in the pan.

How many kinds of inappropriate was that, Jack shagging Paige like that? She had hypothermia ffs! I suppose it's a novel way to warm someone up. Didn't really feel much shock or tension at the accident. Elly was suddenly ok after her decompressions. Kept waiting for Brad to keel over. Suppose we're up for the long haul. Ridiculous about Karl. So a doctor attending a scene because he happens to be there can be reported for being inebriated from the night before? No, Karl, just stand back and let her die. I knew it was gonna be a problem one day at Erinsborough hospital just having the one patient room and the dark consulting room/Karl's office.

PS does no one like Gary?

Yes exactly, he wasn't officially working so .....

Oh my god, everyone's worried about Paige, half her family in a balloon crash and hypothermia= perfect time for a shag. What even is this crap???

It was the most vastly inappropriate shag. People are dead and injured and Jack and Paige are acting like it's Christmas morning. Maybe they'll have a quickie at Reagan's funeral.

Well, we'll probably be seeing a lot more of Paige's unbearably smug smirk from now on. How totally sleazy that little scene was.

It was pretty grim

Is there going to be a pregnancy storyline now, cos I'm assuming that catholic priests don't habitually carry condoms in case of emergency 'shagging someone back from the brink of hypothermia in a shed' incidents.

Yep, Paige is going to be smugtastic from now on. Oh the joy. No doubt Father Spencer-from-Home&Away will do some more anguished soul searching before they're done with this storyline.

Is there going to be a pregnancy storyline now

Well she is superfertile (compulsive shagger) Brad's daughter. Just carrying on the family tradition.

Yes the lack of "protection" immediately struck me too!

Also when they were finished, his disrespect for his dog collar seemed a bit much. Especially if he goes all questioning again. He treated it like it was a tesco receipt

Catholics aren't supposed to use contraception, so no protection necessary! Although they shouldn't be having sex before marriage either...