Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

Good luck with that, Madame!

Shall we have this one again?

I'd like that one again morelike. And again. And again. And as it's Thursday, I will . It doesn't get much better than shouty, grubby bondage Aramis

Afternoon all, checking in from Chez Elk, en famille, where we are anticipating hoping sure that the manshapes will play nicely together and let us wench in peace - DH has sorted Elk's technical viewing difficulties so she will at last be able to watch Ep 8. I will have to watch with her, obvs. Wench solidarity and all that

We were walking BabyElk to sleep and reckoning that comtess must be pretty much landed by now

Ooh have fun you two - are the manshapes going to babysit and let you both razz up the town tonight?

So was it def today comtesse was flying? I thought today she was finishing packing?

Comtess flew yesterday.

The manshapes are playing nicely so far...

Miss me?

Will write more soon but all fine. Just in the feeling ok zone, soon to overwhelmed by the feeling like utter shite zone.

Sparks whatever you've been up to sounds great fun

Was I meant to be offended by the non-entity poster? Glad to have riled you so much! Will try to irritate you further

Fancy - arf at Aramis being stiff after hanging around. As always! I'm sure you and Madame will be able to help relieve any stiffness.

Comtesse!!!
Alright cobber?
Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
Etc....
No idea who that was last night - one time name changer by the looks of it
Still have stomach cramps so am in bed again

Bads

Pop open the tinnies?

Oh Badderz c'mere

It's like a blitzkrieg in my lower intestine

I'll send Doctor Athos to look in on you

comtesse! Glad you arrived safely. Hope all is well. Non entity poster has farted off back to messenger obscurity.

Comtess, pleased you have arrived safely. Hope the settling in goes well.

Helen have a lovely time at Chez Elk. Are you staying for eps 9 and 10?

Eeeeek! Just over four days and it will all be over.

I can't believe it's almost over

Omg! The shite film version of The Three Musketeers is on film4 right now!

Currently, a ship has crashed in the palace gardens.

That's not my ludicrous plot line...

Bahahaha! To everyone :)

Apricot - you know what it's like Chez Elk - we'll be lucky to have caught up to Ep 8 by Saturday morning; Ep 9 would be good if we can manage it on Saturday night (debatable!), but I'm not inflicting our presence on Elk until Monday for Ep10 - I can watch that at home and hope that I have fingernails left by then!

Badders lie back and think of Dr Athos?

Comtess! You took the sunshine with you send it back immediately please?